Christina Hendricks is a real inspiration to allegedly real women. This is mainly because she’s got curves which are acceptably not-fat.
Disagree? Stop thinking about her large breasts then. Fact is, this pin-up for wimminkind is just as objectified as any other fancied human. No-one likes her for her brains or what she’d said. As far as history is concerned, she’s never spoken a word, ever. Still, at least she hates children. That’s right folks! You may think of her as being some kind of ace, hot-shot working single mother… but she’s not. You’re confusing the actress with the woman she plays in Mad Men. Stupid. She actually doesn’t rate kids that much, not that it’ll stop the press from asking her when she’s going to have babies. Us humans have a complete design flaw in our notion that this ailing planet actually needs more of us to colonize it. It doesn’t. That’s the last thing it needs. Asked when the babies are due, Hendricks says:
“Not anytime soon.”
And why is that? She’s too busy making loads of money and having a real cool time with her husband, actor Geoffrey Arend. So you lot can sit around talking about your curves with a baby draining your bap, ogling Christina Hendricks equally unobtainable figure thinking she’s more like you than that horrible Kate Moss or whoever. She’s not. Now go away.
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