Phones are such an integral part of our lives that scientists are currently trying to implant a phone inside a gerbil’s face.
Once those tests are complete, expect a generation of babies to already be switched on when it comes to communication. Forget Bluetooth handsets, Constant Understanding Nerve Technology will make crap signal reception a thing of the past.
When that happens, the telephone will be missed, not least because Christian Bale and Mel Gibson have provided us with moments that show it to be one of the best inventions ever. Angry, angry moments. And now, thanks to the wonders of technology, IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY’RE SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER!
Of course, this isn't real and just slices audio from the leaked tapes that made each of the men in question look like utter bellends. Still, it makes for a plausible conversation and is better than listening to JLS. People who are scared of rude words may want to avoid the following clip: