Way aye man! You have to give it to Cheryl Cole – after forming Girls Aloud all those years ago, she has never been out of the public eye.
Keeping to her traditional Geordie roots, her early career was dogged by her old Saturday night ritual of having a pint and a fight. Though we don't talk about that now. Remember, she's a judge on X Factor and wears dresses that resemble something that Stevie Wonder would design.
Cheryl also has a blossoming solo career, which has spawned a number one single and album. Don't go calling us super sleuths now, but we have an inkling that her song Fight For This Love may have been a reference to her husband, Ashley Cole. After an all-too public fiasco over a girl he allegedly shagged, the couple made up and things seemed totally rosy. Well, that's until pictures of his knob ended up everywhere. Whoops.
Until recently, the only real problem that Cheryl Cole had to deal with was a strange argument with Lily Allen. That’s all been overshadowed by the exploits of Ashley Cole, though. It may come as a surprise to some people, but footballers aren't always the most reliable and honest of folk. Given their stupidly high salaries, they do tend to disappear up their own egotistical arses, believing they can do anything and remain untouchable.
This theory didn't quite work for Ashley Cole – not so long ago he was reportedly discovered to be scoring with someone who doesn't quite have the glamour of his wife. Now known for being a footballer?s shag, hairdresser Aimee Watson was the girl who fell for Ashley so hard that she let him vomit on her mid-bonk. Classy.
We don't know what kept Ashley and Cheryl together during this rocky patch. Perhaps it was true love or the opportunity to cash in on future photo shoots. Nevertheless, the couple patched everything up. Just before this recent accusation of cheating has broken out, Cheryl Cole was quoted as saying:
?You don't have to just give up when two people who love each other have a few problems.?
For most people ‘a few problems’ might mean accidental losing the dog for a few days or running out of milk, not doing the dirty with someone else. So if you were dumb enough to get caught with another woman, would you be dumb enough to repeat your mistake? In Ashley Cole?s case, possibly yes. Last week it was widely reported that pictures of his cock somehow ended up in the hands of a glamour model. Ashley denies any wrongdoing, but now more pictures have turned up. Metro reports:
It now appears that the Chelsea ace also sent messages to a busty blonde secretary?s phone which will need some serious explaining as he only just about managed to wriggle out of the texts that were found on a topless model?s phone.
Can’t Ashley blame another Chelsea team-mate? After all, they seem to have a whole squad of serial shaggers, with captain John Terry also allegedly sticking his love rod in anything that's available.
As for Cheryl Cole, who knows what's going to happen. Though it probably means we?ll get another album from her full of tracks like My Husband Is A Prick and If You Look At Her, I'll Rip Off Your Balls.
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