Should we all continue to encourage Charlie Sheen to party his way into an early grave? It is becoming apparently that Sheen is reading online opinions of his antics and now enjoying the smell of his own farts a bit too much.
It was kinda funny watching Sheen strip away his Earthly dignity to reveal a solid gold innards with WIN written on it in tiger blood. Initially at least. Now, hecklerspray is getting a feeling that young women who like indie music must get all the time – now his exploits are becoming part of popular culture, it no longer feels like its ‘ours’ and we’re starting to feel unhappy about it all.
And while Sheen has crammed John Lennon’s two year ‘Lost Weekend’ into a matter of months, it seems that while we all will him on to fall from the tightrope, authorities and exes don’t see the thrills and spills of the show being particularly good for Chuck’s children.
While Charlie fixes his own mind with the blink of an eye, leaps around smoking fags and crowing about his amazing life of sex and booze, we all look on either with envy or disgust (we’d argue that those showing disgust are secretly wanking over the idea of his unhinged, rock star from Mars life).
However, while it is all very funny for us adults, Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife, Brooke Mueller has decided that all this shouldn’t be witnessed by her offspring (who have probably been allowed to eat as many Skittles and sherbet lemons as they please lately).
And as such, Sheen’s had to surrender his twin boys to the police after allegations arose that the Two and a Half Men actor had been abusive to his ex-wife.
Hahahaha! Ha… er… oh. Abuse you say? That isn’t very funny at all. Ah. We’re at a loss now. We didn’t anticipate this story getting serious until Charlie Sheen was wriggling around on his early death bed wheezing “tiger win… battle hardened… frickin’… Jaws… blood win.”
Alas, the police visited Sheen?s Beverly Hills mansion (which needs a name immediately like The Towers Of Win, Vatican Of The Sheen or Wedge Antilles or something) they removed the two boys.
Brooke Mueller also won a restraining order based on her claims that Sheen was physically and verbally abusive to Mueller (perhaps mistaking her for a chandelier while off his baps on acid?) which leaves the actor no allowed to get within 100 yards of Mueller or the children.
Sadly, Sheen is omnipotent.
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