Just think of a man who makes a career out of punching people. Now, think of WWF wrestlers, who are paid to pretend to punch people. Now think of someone who is paid to be repeatedly punched.
Hi there Alex Reid!
Of course, when he’s not in heels, Alex Reid gets battered in the realm of UFC, a so called sport that combines multiple styles of combat. And that sense of relentless, punishing beatings stood Alex in good stead when he got with Katie Price. Mercifully, he left her behind and got with Chantelle Houghton, a girl so dim that you couldn’t even describe her as the sharpest spoon in the drawer.
And now, for some inexplicable reason, Reid and Chantelle have been given a reality show on the television. Presumably, they’re being paid in Haribo because they’re really not worth the money.
Despite the fact they’ve only been courting each other for five seconds, everyone seems to be in their corner, thanks largely to them both giving off an air of being manipulated by previous partners. We’ve mentioned Jordan and Reid, but Chantelle was cynically wooed by Preston from The Ordinary Boys.
That’s right. Someone thought it would be a good idea to form a ska-lite band and underline just how crashingly ordinary they are.
Reid and Houghton have managed to be dumb enough to have a child together and, concerning that, Chantelle even said:
?I’m 11 weeks gone. I don’t know exactly when the baby was conceived. I can’t even believe I’m pregnant.?
You conceived it 11 weeks ago, you idiot.
Still, the best thing about all this, is that the child will have taken it’s first lung of air and carry forth into this cruel, unforgiving world and… HEY PRESTO! It’ll have a camera jammed into its face!
HURRAY FOR PARENTING!