Nothing says “I’m over you” like immediately shacking up with someone who could pass as your ex. With the news that Katy Perry is dating John Mayer, it’s hard to ignore the fact that he resembles her ex, Russel Brand. And, in this case, the similarities aren’t limited to just physical features. Oh no! Both are notorious womanizing douche bags with a homeless person’s sense of style and a severe aversion to shampoo.
Regular people are known to make the same mistake, sure. But it’s not funny when we do it. It’s just SAD. When it’s celebrities? Well, that’s hilarious — they’re sooo dumb! Filthy rich and dumb.
Reggie Bush: From Kim Kardashian to Girl From Old Navy Commercial
Remember that girl from the Old Navy commercial who you thought was Kim Kardashian (here’s a refresher). You said to yourself “But…she’s singing and dancing! And she sounds and looks GOOD. It just can’t BE.” Well, you were right to think that because KK doesn’t believe in talent as long as you’re pretty and have a fat ass. The doppelganger in question is Melissa Molinaro and, shortly after the commercial went viral, we soon learned she and Kim’s ex, Reggie Bush, were dating.
Kris Humphries: From Kim Kardashian to Fatmire Sinanaj
While we’re on the subject of the vapid cum dumpster (is that too mean? Sorry, cum receptacle) that is Kim Kardashian, her soon to be ex-husband Kris Humphries was reportedly dating Fatmire Sinanaj aka Myla, who as you can see, resembles a poor man’s Kim K. No offense Myla, I’m just saying you don’t look like you’ve had hundreds of thousands of dollars of work done, plus a full hair and make-up team on call 24/7.
Marilyn Manson: From Dita Von Teese to Evan Rachel Wood
After Marilyn and his pin-up lady called it quits, he picked up Evan Rachel Wood, who at some point started making herself up to be a Dita Vonpersonator. You know, now that I think about it, we can’t even pretend to try to make sense of anything Marilyn Manson does. Dude is WEIRD. It was probably intentional on his part. So… bad example.
Hulk Hogan: From Linda Hogan To Jennifer McDaniel
After a tumultuous break up with Linda, Hulk found a new love in Jennifer McDaniels. Not only does she have an eerie resemblance to his ex, but ALSO his daughter, Brooke. Double whammy! You know what I’m saying? I’m sayin’ this guy’s got probleeeems.
Amber Heard: From Tasya van Ree to Johnny Depp
It’s rumored that after Amber’s split with ladylove Tasya van Ree, she made the switch to peen with Johnny Depp. While one is definitely more effeminate than the other (I’ll let you choose which), they look undeniably similar. What is it? Do these two share a stylist? Spirit animal? Because in a drunken haze (like, now for example) I could get these two confused REAL easy. Also, I read that Johnny bought Amber a horse. That is not a euphemism for anything, I just thought that was worth mentioning because I am mega jealous. Someone buy me a pony?
Eddie Cibrian: From Brandi Glanville to Leann Rimes
I know — I’m using the term “celebrity” a little loosely here. In this case Eddie’s new piece didn’t start off looking much like his former wife, but she pretty quickly transformed herself through rapid weight loss and a boob job. I guess we can say Eddie over here’s got a type! The type being fake tits on a stick. Wheeeeeeeee! Not only did Leann get the same size knockers AND have the procedure done by the same doctor as Brandi, but she also clearly wants to BE her too (see: HERE and HERE for starters). Creepy!