Just a few short months after the birth of their terribly named daughter, Kulture, rappers Cardi B and Offset have announced that they’ve decided to break up. Cardi took to Instagram this morning to make the announcement, and, tbh, she didn’t seem too butt hurt about it.
I’d say that this split comes as a shock, but it really doesn’t at all. Offset’s dick has done more wandering than Tristan Thompson’s, but unlike Tris, Offset allegedly couldn’t put it back in his pants after the baby was born (though I assume Tristan’s dick will wander again, too).
Cardi went on her Instagram story this morning to announce the split, saying:
So everybody been bugging me and everything you know, I’ve been trying to work things out with my baby father for a hot minute now and we’re really good friends and you know we’re really good business partners. He’s always somebody that I run to talk to and we got a lot of love for each other but things haven’t been working out between us for a long time and it’s nobody’s fault. I guess we grew out of love, but we’re not together anymore. I don’t know.
Word on the street was that Offset was cheating on Cardi with Blac Chyna knock-off and Instagram model Summer Bunni, which Summer Bunni basically confirmed when she released this statement on her own Instagram, in which she said:
I will always be woman enough to admit when I’m wrong, and in this situation I was. Seeing another woman’s pain does not bring me joy, nor do I think it’s funny. I’ve always been for women supporting each other but in this situation not only myself but others have failed.
So, there you have it. Offset cheated on his wife and mother of his newborn with an Instagram model who looks like a cheap version of Blac Chyna (which is really saying something) and now they’re done.
Cardi B legit had the best 2018 of anyone out there up until this moment, so way to fuck that up, Offset. You’re a real piece of work.