I have decided from here on out, whenever a celebrity is caught kissing another celebrity I am going to refer to it as “smooching”, just because in my delirious 8 and a half months pregnant mind, that seems HILARIOUS. Anyway, supermodel and mediocre actress Cara Delevingne was recently caught smooching Paris “I identify as a black woman” Jackson, while double-dating with Paris’ godfather Macaulay Culkin and his girlfriend, Brenda Song.
I’m sure there’s a joke to be written that starts with “A lesbian supermodel, Michael Jackson’s daughter, the kid from Home Alone, and London Tipton walk into a bar…”, but I’m far too lazy to come up with it.
I was tres not surprised when pics surfaced of the two out on this date and being super affectionate towards each other, because, according to Instagram, the only authentic source of information in Hollywood, these two have been spending a lot of time together watching lesbian movies like Carol.
Cara has only been publicly dating ladies for years now, and Paris seems like one of those modern day hippies who would literally give anything a try. And I mean anything. Like, maybe she’d date a goat, or a 90-year-old, or Bea Arthur’s ghost, WHO KNOWS? So, being bisexual or gay totally falls within the realm of possibilities for Paris. And, I mean, if you’re going to experience with your sexuality, you might as well do it with a supermodel, right? Paris probably went for Cara since the human goddess that is Stella Maxwell is still thankfully one half of my favorite celebrity lesbian couple with Kristen Stewart.
If Paris and Cara are a couple, I’m here for it and think it makes sense. However, I can’t really say the same for their double-date partners Macaulay and Brenda. I mean, seriously, I can’t be the only one that thinks this is a really weird pairing, right?!