Sean Preston Federline. Just reading the name inspires feeling of pity – imagine sharing your middle name with a town most famous for having an unusually large bus station.
But you should turn those feelings of pity into feeling of rampant envy. Because Britney’s baby boy isn’t even two weeks old yet, but he’s already made more than will ever see in your life.
The paparazzi are reportedly almost killing themselves trying to get
the first picture of the Britney Spears (CDs) offspring right now. Because
whoever takes that shot is going to become very rich indeed. But it’ll
be a hard task, as Britney and Kevin have endorsed the baby to high
heaven.
You’ve got to hand it to Team Spears – they’re going to milk every
last penny they can from young Sean Preston. The total sum so far is
said to stand at about $6 million. That’s enough to keep Mummy in
Cheetos, fags and rubbish trucker caps for a while.
Most stars sign the typical photo-spread deal with a magazine when
they have a baby, and Britney is no different – OK! Magazine has
reportedly paid $1.5 million for the exclusive rights. But Britney
isn’t just any star, so the deals don’t stop there.
The first few weeks of Sean Preston’s life will also be filmed for
TV, for which Britney and Kevin will accept another $1.5 million. And
if that wasn’t enough to send the baby into therapy in 20 years time,
the couple have apparently accepted $3 million to show actual footage
of the birth on Britney’s home-video reality series Britney And Kevin:
Chaotic. Actual. Footage. Of. The. Birth.
Luckily, Sean Preston was delivered by Cesarean – so viewers will
be spared the sight of red-faced Britney screaming in agony as she
pushes a shrieking animal through her blood-soaked ladyflaps.
Read more:
Britney Spears Six-Million Dollar Baby – National Ledger
[story by Stuart Heritage]