A guest blog by the wonderful Amy Grindhouse…
Britney Spears is in trouble with her daddy again. Which one would think is unimaginably hard to do since at this moment in time all Britney is free to do of her own accord is poop and jiggle her rump on stage.
Dungeon Master Spears is having to waste away more precious moments of his life that he?ll never get back on reprimanding his daughter.
This time Britney has broken one of the many restrictions placed on her by reaching out to two people with whom she is not supposed to have any contact; Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib.
One could gather from the current Spears family situation that the entire barefoot, grilled-cheese sandwich-eating clan are actually living above their local courthouse and perhaps even that they find some kind of strange joy from partaking in court proceedings.
Sadly, the Spears family do not live above a courthouse, but they should. The entire family have spent so much time in court lately you would think officials were handing out free cheese grits to the first five hillbillies to enter each morning.
In this latest farce in the neverending legal battle between Britney and, um, everybody, Jamie Spears has had to take his daughter to task over some sneaky late night phonecalls to her former manager Sam and ex-boyfriend Adnan (hilariously, most forget which was which as they were both generally referred to as “the annoying lump cleverly simultaneously standing next to and sucking the life out of an over-caffeinated Britney Spears”).
In her latest attempt to throw a spanner in the works and sabotage the efforts of the one person who seems genuinely to be trying to help her, Britney has allegedly called her former manager and her old lover on the sly. Much in the manner of a wayward tweenager who has been grounded from going out and is secretly Tweeting and Facebooking their mates every five minutes and chuckling to themselves about how clever they are.
According to TMZ:
There’s a hearing underway in the Britney Spears restraining order case against Sam Lutfi Adnan Ghalib. Daddy Jamie Spears is on the stand right now, explaining that Britney somehow got her hands on a pre-paid cell phone which caused him fits because they have been strictly monitoring the phones she’s able to use.
A naughty daughter out of control, making calls to her troublesome crew is nothing new. However, the woman in question is a wise old 27-years-old. Yes, she is 27 and still pulling crap like this.
TMZ also says that Britney was ratted out by her children?s nanny, which may or may not mean the nanny is actually a robot with cameras for eyes or some kind of stealth spy planted by the FBI (I’m thinking probably not):
The nanny heard Britney talking to Sam and Adnan on the pre-paid phone in the wee hours of the morning one day. It appears Jamie believes Sam and Adnan got her the phone in an attempt to poison her against Jamie and to torpedo the conservatorship.
If Sam did have any contact with Britney, he would have violated a court order to stay the hell away from her. Jamie is trying to make the temporary restraining order against the dynamic duo permanent.
What else is there to say but? this is a woman who makes it bloody hard to help her!
This has been a guest blog by Amy Grindhouse. Go and pay her site a visit now. Do it. Now. Go.
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