Britney Spears has had a complicated private life, thereby making her absolutely indispensable to the media at large. Sometimes, it is really easy to forget that she’s responsible for some of the greatest pop records of all time (c’mon! ‘Toxic’ is ace!).
Too often, the shaving of her head, the break-ups, security claiming they’ve been sexually harassed and general getting drunk and falling out of nightclubs with no underpants on.
And now the latest thing that’ll be hanging around her is that her current beau is beating her up, which of course, is monumentally depressing if true.
While talking to her first husband, Britney complained that her current boyfriend beat her up. For the sake of any legal eagles looking to sue us, this is according to Star magazine, not us. Okay? Got that? Go take it up with them.
Anyway, according to the mag, Jason Alexander secretly taped Spears when she called him in October. She had been complaining about Jason Trawick.
Jason says
Britney “…told me that he hit her so hard it gave her a black eye.”
“She said she couldn’t even leave the house for a week because of the bruising.”
In the secretly recorded tape, Jason says:
“I thought he proposed to you or something at the beach.”
Then, the woman purported to be Britney responds
“Before or after he beat on me.”
Then, the woman on the tape also says
“My dad has a shotgun and he’s just waiting to use it.”
So there. If true, a completely depressing story about someone getting beaten up or, if lies, it is someone accusing someone of domestic violence which is equally grim.
Can we go back to telling rubbish jokes now please?
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