Comments on: Britney Spears Bodyguard: Britney Scares Kids By Crying & Farting

By: gir

gir — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:12:22 +0000

HAHAHHAA i have now seen my favorite piece of literature ever

OF COURSE SHE’S GONNA FART A LOT - SHE DRINKS EVERYTHING THROUGH A STRAW.

By: ginger

ginger — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:02:49 +0000

Ok, has anyone else noticed that everyone is so desperate to hear shocking headlines about Britney Spears that the media has been reduced to writing about her farting problem??? What the hell is that? Is there no dignity or compassion left in this world? Are we living in a world of five-year-olds? Did these “journalists” really go to school for all that time so that when asked the question “What was your most memorable story?” they could answer “Britney Spears’ farting problem.” When are we going to say “enough”? When are we going to realize that she obviously has zero respect for herself or for her children and turn away so as to preserve our own dignity? But no! We are somehow compelled to immerse ourslves in this person’s pathetic and often disgusting life right along with her! Thereby degrading ourselves as she is determined to degrade herself. Enough, people. I say, enough.

By: CARA

CARA — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:22:01 +0000

OF COURSE SHE’S GONNA FART A LOT - SHE DRINKS EVERYTHING THROUGH A STRAW. PEOPLE GULP AIR WHEN THEY DO THAT & IT’S GOTTA GO SOMEWHERE. DUH…… I LOVE HOW OK MAGAZINE IS NOW QUESTIONING THE VALIDITY OF THE BODYGUARD AFTER THEY SOLD HOW MANY COPIES BASED ON HER PHOTO SHOOT MELTDOWN? YET ANOTHER DUH….

By: Gary Anderson

Gary Anderson — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:04:04 +0000

Maybe Britney could put out an album “Britneys Greatest Burps & Farts

By: Lola

Lola — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 20:40:07 +0000

I highly doubt an American would use the word ‘mum’ instead of mother or mom. If they made free with his comments, who knows what else they made up. Considering Britain’s News of the World is akin to our National Enquirer, I’d think twice before believing anything published in that paper. How about all you news outlets do some REAL journalism and get your hands on the actual document Tony Barretto signed? Even so, without objective proof (recordings, video) of her behavior inside the house, this is just going to be a he said, she said thing. Yes, Britney is imploding. But do you really have to make farting a headline? What’s next? Describing the texture, color, and scent of her shit? Please.

By: Truman

Truman — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:52:32 +0000

Well…I don’t know about her farting problems. It might be true, and it might be untrue. After all, it only came from the ex-bodyguard, Tony Barretto. It would have been proven if she were caught farting on tape. Right now, I can just take that as a rumor, but it might become evident later. Doesn’t she want her paparazzi to leave her alone? The price is that she has to fart on them and get caught on tape, but the good side is that they will never go near her again…hehehe. The video “Oops, I Farted” on zthing.com was not made for nothing.

By: April

April — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:11:48 +0000

again, headline award goes to you!