Basically everything that comes out of Bobby Brown’s mouth is hot mess comedy gold, so I shouldn’t have been surprised when I read excerpts from his new 20/20 interview. Sure, he made claims about banging everyone from Janet Jackson to Madonna, and even alleged that Whitney Houston has some female lovers herself, but those pale in comparison to his biggest reveal.
I mean, who cares if Whitney Houston was swinging both ways, and, I mean, everyone was banging Madonna in the 80s, so those are major revelations. You really want to shock the world? Tell them about the time you banged a ghost…which is what Bobby Brown did.
Robin Roberts, who should get an Emmy for keeping a straight face during this shit, asked Bobby if he was serious when he makes the claim that he got hot and heavy with a ghost, to which he responds:
A ghost, yeah. I moved into this house, I bought this mansion in Georgia. This was a really, really spooky place. But yes, one time I woke up, and yeah, a ghost. I was being mounted by a ghost. [Pauses] I wasn’t high. I wasn’t high at all.
First things first, I love that he pauses and then elaborates that he was, for once in his life, not high. Second of all, I think there is like a 90% chance that Bobby Brown WAS high and fell asleep during that scene in Ghostbusters when a ghost gets down and dirty with Dan Aykroyd. I mean, he is LITERALLY describing a scene from Ghostbusters. Bobby Brown was clearly in Georgia, high as fuck, watching Ghostbusters, and now he thinks he fucked a ghost.
Bobby Brown probably watched the movie and was like “Man, that ghost bj that Dan Aykroyd is getting looks so hot.” Then maybe he got high and imagined it happened to him, I don’t know, but I wouldn’t be at all surprised if, in his next interview, Bobby Brown tells Robin Roberts about the time he saved New York from the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man.