Poor, gap-toothed Bobbi Kristina Brown has not had an easy life. Her mega-superstar mom died tragically and her dad is basically a shitbag (though he did sing “Candy Girl” so you can’t write him off completely).
Bobbi Kristina looks way more like her dad than her mom … which is truly unfortunate. People judge her just because she bangs her adopted brother. And, it bears repeating that there’s always that massive fucking gap in her teeth. Like I said, not an easy life.
Now 20 years old, she pops up in the news pretty regularly for maybe being pregnant, crashing a car, drinking too much, or fighting with and/or marrying a family member. At the moment, though, she’s getting press for something as seemingly innocuous as moving out of her Georgia apartment.
Evidently, Bobbi Kristina was not a dream neighbor. In less than one year of residence, more than 10 noise complaints were filed against her and her adopted brother/live-in boyfriend, Nick Gordon. The police visited her apartment four times.
So she moved out. According to her rep, she was not evicted, but chose to leave over frustration with her tight-ass neighbors. Upon her departure, the following handwritten note was discovered:
You are shit at the bottom our our shoe.
Thank you for making a hard year harder.
You are a miserable couple and always will be.
You were honored to have us living above you and you couldn’t stand such a young beautiful couple far more successful than you ever will be. I pray your misery doesn’t rub off on your innocent little baby.”
Supposedly, Bobbi Kristina didn’t write the note … “a friend” wrote it on her behalf.
Jokes aside, one would like to give Bobbi Kristina the benefit of the doubt, because she has had a shitstorm of a life so far. But whoever wrote that note is a bitchy little twat. It would have been far more dignified if Bobbi Kristina had approached this issue directly and simply, following the example set by her mother in this classic clip from “Being Bobby Brown.”