Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is going to rattle to a close on Monday – but before that happens, two housemates will be evicted tonight?
Which two? God knows, frankly. After Wednesday night's face-to-face nominations the only people who definitely won't be evicted tonight are Anthony and John. Everyone else is fair game, and we're buggered if we know who'll be evicted.
So instead, ostrich-style, we're going to ignore tonight's double eviction and keep our eyes on Monday's prize, starting today with the four housemates who don't stand a flipping chance of winning.
Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Calista, Jay, Nathan and Jeremy, with help from Paddy Power…
Calista – It's taken a while for Calista to develop a personality within Big Brother Celebrity Hijack, but thank God she finally has. Admittedly it's the personality of a stark-staring lusty-eyed witch who can't stop gawping at Anthony and involuntarily twitching. It's not a pretty sight, and that's probably why Calista's the least favourite to win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack. That and the dawning public realisation that Anthony now understands that he'll be knee deep in girls from Monday night so the last thing he should do is shack up with – let's admit it – a woman who looks slightly like the Crazy Frog. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 100/1
Jay – Despite the early promises, Jay hasn't turned out to be quite as objectionable as we assumed. So why is he so unlikely to win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? It might be because he's failed to really connect with any of the other housemates. Or it might be because whenever we hear Big Brother say "Can Jay please come to the Diary Room," we spend about 30 seconds going "Jay? Is there a housemate called Jay? Which one's that? Oh, Jaaaaaaay!" and since we've been following this bloody thing professionally that's not really a very good sign. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 100/1
Nathan – You know what we liked best about Nathan at the start of Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? The way he went "brap brap brap" whenever he was happy. And you know what Nathan hasn't done since about three days into Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Anything at all. Seriously, Nathan's plan to get more fans by appearing on Big Brother has backfired furiously – unless of course he thinks that inert lumps with no personality are what the kids like these days. And, let's be fair, he might be right – that's the only way we can explain the popularity of Keane. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 33/1
Jeremy – What we like best about Jeremy is that, even though he cracks a lot of jokes all the time, it's all obviously such a badly-built defence mechanism that it wouldn't take long to have him wailing and crying and sucking his thumb. But with just one long weekend left in the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house, that's plainly not going to happen. So we'll have awkward, geeky wisecracker Jeremy to put up with, unless he's evicted tonight. Ace. No, really… Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 25/1
On Monday – Betting odds for the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack frontrunners. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.