The Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates are made of tougher stuff than they look, you know – just look what they’ve been through.
As if just living in a new house with 11 total strangers for a month isn’t bad enough, they’ve also been put through a brutal SAS interrogation process by Andy McNab, had their acting skills harshly criticised by that Scottish actor, plus they had to spend a day listening to Peaches Geldof rabbiting on at them without being able to kick their way into the control room and choke her on her stupid microphone. They’re made of stronger stuff than us.
But who’ll win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Latoya, Emilia, Jeremy and Amy, with help from Paddy Power…
Latoya – You can tell that the producers of Big Brother Celebrity Hijack desperately want Latoya and Nathan to hook up. Hardly a furtive side-glace or awkward semi-conversation between them goes by without a huge deal getting made of it. And the truth is, we’re not sure if Latoya really likes Nathan. And we’re not sure if Latoya doesn’t like Nathan either. Frankly we’re not sure that dancing has left very much in Latoya’s brain at all, aside from a camp man in an afro and a velour tracksuit shouting “And five six seven eight SPIN six seven eight!” over and over again. But maybe Latoya’s being smart and playing the dark horse to avoid eviction. Or maybe she doesn’t understand the concept of smart because it doesn’t involve windmilling your arms around like a loon. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 20/1
Emilia – Notice how Emilia is dead-centre of the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds. Know why that is? It’s because nobody can work out if Emilia is a nice girl or a tosspiece. She’s a tough one to crack, that’s for sure – she’s obviously got a streak of burning narcissism running through her a mile wide, and she can always be counted on to get what she wants by flashing her legs around like a hussy. But then again Emilia isn’t shy of the odd sincerely sweet gesture, too. If Big Brother Celebrity Hijack was voted for primarily by sex-starved married men in their mid-forties, we get the feeling that Emilia would walk it, but since it’s mainly teenage girls who take part, we can’t work out what they’ll make of her. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 10/1
Jeremy – The most interesting noise that a Big Brother Celebrity Hijack eviction crowd at the sound of a name is “wearrrrugh” – the noncommittal acceptance that, although a housemate may have appeared to be a bit of a dick to begin with, actually he’s not all that bad. On Friday’s Big Brother Celebrity Hijack, Jeremy got a “wearrrrugh.” That either means that the public is warming to Jeremy as a human being or they at least want him kept in the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house long enough for Emilia to spectacularly obliterate his sense of self-worth forever when he inevitably tries to kiss her and she rejects him in front of the entire country. We’d need to listen to the “wearrrrugh” again to tell you which one of these it is. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 8/1
Amy – For all her arsty-fartsy chronic po-faced wankiness when it comes to her talent – which is cleaning small squares of floor, by the way – Amy is emerging as one of the most well-rounded Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates by far. Whatever situation she’s put in, Amy tends to cope magnificently – with the girls she talks about boys and crushes, with the more cynical Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates she’s laid-back and dry, she can withstand SAS interrogation from a fat man with a funny voice – and it’s probably fair to say that Amy’s the housemate most suited to a job at hecklerspray. Except that she looks alarmingly like Heather Mills, so someone would have probably kicked her out of a window by lunchtime. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 6/1
Tomorrow: Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Nathan, John and Anthony. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.