We don’t know about you, but the reality that Big Brother finishes tomorrow has just hit home – time for the traditional panic attacks to start, then.
Our minds are racing so fast. Like, what are we going to do when Big Brother finishes? Spend more time with friends and family? Go outside? Stay inside and watch a TV show that we actually want to watch? Quick, someone get us a paper bag to pant into!
But with the Big Brother finale out of the way, do we have any idea who’s going to win? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Rex and Sara, with help from Paddy Power…
Rex – We’re constantly surprised that Rex actually has fans, you know. He’s shown himself to be a terrible boyfriend, an untrustworthy acquaintance and – perhaps worst of all – a dirty ginger, and yet he’s still going to do pretty well come Friday’s Big Brother final. We’re buggered if we know why. Seriously – in his head Rex is an archly Machiavellian Bond villain who lives in a hollowed-out volcano surrounded by thousands of TV screens displaying images of his broken enemies, but in reality he’s just a bit of a ginger wanker. Can Rex win Big Brother? Tragically, he probably can. That’s not to say he will, but there’s enough bewildering support for him to make it feasible. We’d urge you not to vote for Rex to win Big Brother, but if you’re the kind of person who votes for people to win reality TV shows then you probably can’t read, so it’d be a bit fruitless really. Oh, why can’t there be a ‘Don’t Vote For Rex’ emoticon for us to use? Current Big Brother betting odds – 8/1
Sara – The fact that Sara is now third-favourite to win Big Brother, up from least-favourite a few weeks ago, is stone-cold proof that everyone loves a victim. Back when she was regular old Sara, constantly loudly talking about nothing in a voice that’s the exact audio representation of chewing a gobful of tinfoil, nobody seemed to like Sara at all. But now it’s all different. Ever since Rex and Darnell took to bullying Sara – for fun and an uncontrollable desire to punish all the females who’ve previously ignored him respectively – she’s rocketed up the Big Brother betting odds to the point where her name actually got the biggest cheer of the night during last Friday’s eviction. Can Sara win Big Brother? It’s a possibility. Will Sara be appearing in a variety of laddish publications with her top off within a fortnight regardless of the final regardless of her position? Definitely. So you may as well all save your money, really. Current Big Brother betting odds – 4/1
Tomorrow – Big Brother betting odds for Rachel and Mikey! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to Paddy Power to see the full list of Big Brother betting odds.