It’s as if Bella Hadid has walked through the automatic doors of a grocery store and suddenly lights start flashing and balloons fall down and the manager runs out to congratulate her on being the one millionth customer and that she’s won $1000 worth of free groceries.
Except in this case the grocery store is the amFar gala, the doors are her legs, and the prize is Leonardo DiCaprio’s model hungry dick.
Bella Hadid and Leonardo DiCaprio are both in Cannes and they’re both single, and given that she’s the only model there he hasn’t sunk his Titanic into (ugh, horrible joke, I’m so tired) rumours of sparks flying between the two were inevitable.
E! News is, of course, on top of this shit and has way more insider information than I do. They said:
Bella Hadid and Leonardo DiCaprio are sparking romance rumors after they were spotted together at the amfAR charity gala during the 2017 Cannes Film Festival on Thursday. DiCaprio arrived in Cannes shortly after news broke that he and girlfriend Nina Agdal had split after one year together.
On one hand, fucking Leonardo DiCaprio is kind of a model rite of passage. You bang Leo, and you get to do at least 5 more Victoria’s Secret Fashion shows. That’s really a thing! On the other hand, nothing gives The Weeknd the finger for leaving her for Selena Gomez, who starred on fucking Wizards of Waverly Place, quite like hopping on the dick of Oscar-winning actor Leonardo DiCaprio. So what I’m saying is, no matter how you look at it, Bella should hook up with Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s good for both her career AND revenge on her ex. Plus, Leo’s still hot, and if all these babes keep banging him he must give at least decent dick, right?
That being said, being spotted together in Cannes doesn’t necessarily mean shit. I mean, Scott Disick has been “spotted” with 47 women in three days while in Cannes, so let’s not call this the romance of the century just yet.
That being said, get that dick, girl! You deserve it!