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If Adolph Hitler had been a woman, perhaps he would have only killed his husband’s dinner every night instead of all those innocent nice people. But alas – he wasn’t. The testosterone that raced through his veins pushed his military into the far corners of the world – mowing down anybody that prayed to a different God. If only his hobbies had been crocheting and recipes instead of gas chambers and bombs. Perhaps then things wouldn’t have gotten so out of hand.
Perhaps that’s why the allied forces were going to use inside people to slip him enough estrogen to make him grow boobies, and wonder which lip stick would go best with his shoes.
Long have we thought that Hitler would look good in a Bikini. And we’re not talking about the Hitler you see in all the old news reals – we mean him in his current state. But then we’ve always thought long-dead zombie dictators were an attractive lot. We’re not alone here either. Except for the zombie part. Yes, we’re pretty sure we’re alone in the zombie part.
Apparently Winston Churchill thought he might actually stand a chance if Hitler was a woman and the two of them crossed paths in a dimly lit, romantic bar. Maybe that’s why the Allies of WWII actually had a plan to slip Adolph estrogen. If he was too busy smoothing his nails then he probably wouldn’t think about squishing Polish babies under his tank tread as much. But let’s skip straight to the source here. According to WalesOnline:
“[The Hitler/Estrogen details] have come to light now because of the publication of new documents not previously seen because of their sensitive nature. The book is authored by Professor Brian Ford, a fellow at Cardiff University and pioneer of popular science. He said the allies were deadly serious about turning the evil Austrian transgender ? to be more like his placid sister Paula.
“Professor Ford said: ?There was an allied plan that they would smuggle oestrogen into Hitler?s food and change his sex so he would become more feminine and less aggressive. ?Their research had showed the importance of sex hormones ? they were beginning to be used in sex therapy in London. The plan was to give sex hormones to Hitler and counterbalance his unnecessary aggression.? Professor Ford said the plan was perfectly plausible because British spies were already in place and primed to secretly dose his vegetable garden with the hormones which would have gone undetected for months.”