Comments on: Awesome Or Off-Putting: Actual Recording Of Astronaut UFO Encounter

By: Kiyana

Kiyana — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:58:06 +0000

It may be a bit late to respond but I have an actual 45 minute sound recording with a five minute public address to humanity from an entity that is way beyond all the alien BS of this world. If you or others are truly interested in hearing the truth for your selves, I would be happy to arrange that for you.

Sincerely

By: JoelB

JoelB — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:43:00 +0000

And I thought the Enormous Penis Thread was funny!

By: Chris Shellabarger

Chris Shellabarger — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 14:59:57 +0000

Kevin, didn’t you tell me one time about your wife and her sleepwalking problem and how it’s so severe she actually leaves the house and roams around in the woods?

By: Andy Avers

Andy Avers — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 14:54:18 +0000

Mr. Lasley only believes in bigfoot because he lives next door to me. i have had many complaints in our community and i will mow my yard with my shirt on to avoid further confusion.

By: Kevin Lasley

Kevin Lasley — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 14:34:56 +0000

Mr. Betts - for you to say that I’m gay for believing in Bigfoot is not nice. Just because you are gay, have been abducted and sodomized by homo aliens and your favorite movie is “SPACEBALLS” doesn’t make it right to make a comment about me. I live in an area where Bigfoot is more common than UFO’s. I’m not saying UFO’s don’t exisit but I know Bigfoot does! I have smelled him and seen his big feet. Now Mr. Betts, go shove your Star Wars figures up your ass!

By: Chris Shellabarger

Chris Shellabarger — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 14:30:29 +0000

Rob, I work with you and can see you from my cube…you’re gay?

By: Rob Betts

Rob Betts — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 13:49:15 +0000

Being an openly gay man has made me see things in a different light. I used to think that UFO’s being seen, let alone by asstronauts, was pure science fiction. I have been abducted by homosexual aliens in the past and now I am a frim believer in them. And as far as that fool Kevin Lasley talking about Bigfoot, come on! Next Mr. Lasley will be saying he is gay too!

By: Kevin Lasley

Kevin Lasley — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 16:31:03 +0000

UFOs? Those don’t exist and are stupid. If you want to talk about something real then let’s talk about BIGFOOT!

By: Tuning Spork

Tuning Spork — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 18:53:19 +0000

To my ears he clearly says “Houston, we, this is Discovery, we still have the orbital spacecraft, uh, on VFR.” Not “alien”, “orbital”. Listen again, folks.

By: Ken Welch

Ken Welch — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 16:58:19 +0000

Since the description and the audio didn’t quite match I copied it and cleaned it up, using some tonal filtering and a fifteen percent slowing. The actual statement is:

Houston this is Discovery, we still have the alien spacecraft, uh, on VFR.

VFR is pilot-talk for visible by eye. I’ve posted the cleaned up audio as an MP3 at:

http://www.ken-welch.com/Central.html

Ken Welch in Houston