Badly-done-to millionaire footballer Ashley Cole was tonight widely reported as telling anyone who will listen that he feels ?betrayed? by nation?s sweetheart and soon-to-be ex-wife Cheryl.
According to unconfirmed sources, Ashley feels the singer/talent-show judge has been ?stringing him along? whilst he picks up the pieces from the entirely unfair coverage he has received after apparently having sex with a series of slappers so hideous he actually vomited on them.
These incidents may have been embarrassing for the talented ball-kicker. But now he has to face the public humiliation of his estranged wife inviting the male ?dancer? and definite heterosexual Derek Hough to his former home for a few days and ?tarnishing? the building forever.<
In an attempt to garner non-existent public sympathy, Ashley has ? according to a friend of the singers ? been ?constantly texting her nasty messages, accusing her of making a fool of him?.
Cheryl Cole, who remained silent as it emerged in the press that her husband was sending picture messages of himself so eye-achingly unattractive they would turn gay men straight to anyone fool enough to want to see them, has maintained a dignified PR embargo.
However, Ashley – the colossal div and all-round imbecile – is openly ?dating? a Cheryl Cole looky-likey LAPDANCER, according to various news sources. Despite the fact that he is still officially married. Nice move.
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