Hey! Arnold Schwarzenegger! Has your regret and sorrow turned into anger? Are you now pacing around your luxury stud-pad in your luminous thong, gritting your teeth and wondering who leaked the story on you? Political enemies? Movie producers you’ve crossed in the past?
Looking for a conspiracy theory to help aid your feeling that someone has it in for you, trying to damage your good reputation?
Well, unlucky. See, the person who had it in for you is the woman you scorned. That’s right. If you want to know who told the world about your illicit affair with a maid and resulting child, then look no further than Maria Shriver – the wife you managed to upset to the point where she wanted to bury you up to your own neck in your own shit. Right? It’s a hoot isn’t it?!
That’s right Arnie! It isn’t exactly surprising that your love-child story was leaked to the press (that’s us, and yes, we’re massively snarky and gigantic hypocrites! It’s hilarious isn’t it?) by your soon-to-be ex-wife’s people. That’s the sooon-to-be ex-wife who could well be $20million richer soon.
That’s what happens when you make a person that angry. They’ll try and destroy you all by themselves.
This report comes from TMZ who got some new information from sources connected to Shriver. Apparently, she was ‘hysterical’ when she found out about your dalliance with Mildred Patty Baena and the resulting child.
She was so furious with you Arnold that she actually wanted to hold a news conference about it all. Imagine that! You have to admit, it would have made great television.
You can thank Maria’s friends for convincing her that this might not be the best plan of action, so everyone went about leaking it to the L.A. Times instead.
Oh well, at least you have those new Terminator films to look forward to, eh?
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