Arnold Schwarzenegger is not having a good week. Sure, he’s getting loads of press, but alas, everyone thinks he’s a massive, callous, sneaky, lying weapon… as opposed to a bumbling, funny-talking, lovable weapon.
And now he’s upset a man who can’t speak English properly.
That’s right, the ex-husband of the Mildred Baena, who Arnie successfully impregnated, was under the assumption that he was the father of the child – but now he thinks about it, was surprised it spoke in an Austrian accent and was able to lift up the coffee table with one hand when only 6 weeks old.
Rogelia Baena thought the now 13-year-old boy he raised with Mildred ‘Patty’ Baena was his and he’s even listed as the father on the birth certificate. Having seen Mildred’s face, you can’t blame Rogelia for not suspecting that she might have had sex with the incredibly wealthy Arnie.
He told US show Entertainment Tonight about how angry he felt when he discovered that the boy wasn’t his, but rather, the seed of The Terminator.
Speaking in broken English, he said:
‘No believe.’
Shame on you for tittering at a man who can’t be bothered to learn our stupid, illogical language properly.
Mildred filed for divorce from Rogelia in 2008, who hasn’t seen the boy in a year, but insisted:
‘That is my son.’
He added:
‘Arnold Schwarzenegger is, for me … was my hero. Now, I feel betrayed.’
All this time, it appears that Patty didn’t tell her family who the kid’s real dad was and that they heard about it all when it broke in the news. Oof!
A Pena family source notes that they’re sympathetic with regards to Arnie’s soon-to-be ex, Maria Shriver:
‘Maria would always make sure to help us, even with little things, gifts, Christmas stuff, things like that, and now we end up making her go through this crap because of Patty. It’s not cool.
‘The family is not happy with Patty right now because she never told us or warned us and now we have to deal with all this attention.’
Mercifully, all this horrible trauma will be forgotten by we – the public – in no time at all, meaning we can get on with our lives while everyone involved directly has horrible, gut-wrenching feelings for years to come.
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