You know how Arnold Schwarzenegger likes groping women without asking them if its okay (allegedly, allegedly) and thumbing his steroid withered member into house staff until they get pregnant with his child? Well, surely he couldn’t be any more crass?
Wrong. This is Arnie we’re talking about here. He can plumb new levels of fistinmouthery.
See, this love-child he had (ha! Like there was any love involved in the baby-making process) was kept secret for years, unbeknownst to his poor, poor wife. And now it transpires that his wife met the child! How? Because Arnie took her to a party where the child was. A party he’d spent a lot of money on. Money he could’ve spent on condoms.
That’s right folks! Considerate Arnold bankrolled a swank coming-of-age birthday party for the niece of the lady he impregnated and good ol’ Arnie invited everyone! That includes his wife and kids!
The lady who Schwarzenegger got preggers, Mildred Patty Baena, has a sister called Mirian who also worked as a housekeeper for Arnold and Maria Shriver for a number of years. When Mildred’s kid turned 15, The Terminator actor agreed to pay for her Quincea?era (a common celebration among Latin Americans to mark the coming of womanhood to a young lady).
Arnold splashed out on the venue, the food, the entertainment, the decorations… even forking out for a limo service to and from the party.
Even better, is that Mildred Patty Baena and Arnie stood by and watched their children playing together, presumably leaving Baena muttering ‘So when are you going to leave her, or is this all a crock of shit?’ in Schwarzenegger’s creosoted earhole.
TMZ report that the partygoers all thought it was a bit “weird” that Arnold should foot the bill for this lavish get-together, but then, they weren’t to know that he was watching his sperm run around in front of his long-suffering wife.
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