Now that Arnold Schwarzenegger has stopped playing at being a politician (seriously, what were you thinking California?), he no longer has to pretend that he’s a nice, upstanding bloke. It has taken him a mere 4 months to decide that, not only is he giving up caring about America, but also, his wife.
That’s right kiddiekins, Mr Schwarzenegger has left his wife – Maria Shriver – to… get this… “work on the future of our relationship”.
Yessir. It seems the best way to work on a relationship is to walk away with it.
Of course, Arnie has released a statement which, if you read in his voice, is one of the funniest things that’ll enter your head all week.
He says:
“This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us. After a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion, and prayer, we came to this decision together.”
He then shouted ‘MENDOOOOOZAAAA!’
He didn’t. He actually continued with:
“We are continuing to parent our four children together. They are the light and the centre of both of our lives. We consider this a private matter, and neither we nor any of our friends or family will have further comment.”
This all neatly ties in with the fact that Schwarzenegger is looking at taking his withered, relaxed muscles to the silver screen again, most notably, in a new (ill-advised) Terminator flick.
Weirdly, Shriver is a staunch Democrat and has a family that has strong connections to the Kennedys yet still managed to marry dipshit Republican Schwarzenegger.
Either way, Arnie will be on the pull again so women of the world, beware. Why? Because this is how he woos a lady…
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