Today's a sad day for Anna Nicole Smith fans everywhere – no, not because she's getting buried later on, because it's the final day of our tasteless (but not as tasteless as arguing over a dead body) Anna Nicole Smith babydaddy betting odds.
That's right – we're giving you the once-in-a-lifetime chance to financially benefit from the uncertain parentage of a dead pornstar's baby, so make sure you snap it up before people start doing doing DNA tests and whatnot. So far this week we've discovered that Anna Nicole Smith's cake-baking bodyguard probably isn't her babydaddy, nor is that crazy old German dude she never met. Anna Nicole Smith's boyfriend Howard K Stern might be her babydaddy, but people are dubious. And today we're concluding the Anna Nicole Smith betting odds by presenting the favourite man to have knocked Anna Nicole Smith up with her baby daughter.
Here are the Anna Nicole Smith babydaddy betting odds for Larry Birkhead and Every Other Man Alive (Plus One Dead One), with betting odds from Paddy Power…
Larry Birkhead – Of all the men claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Larry Birkhead is far and away the most authentic-sounding. From the moment Dannielynn Hope was born, Larry Birkhead was there, constantly pushing for a DNA paternity test, suggesting that he accompanied Anna Nicole to her ultrasound appointments and making dark claims that Anna Nicole Smith was trying to dye Dannielynn's hair to make her look less like him. One of the rare positives of Anna Nicole Smith's death was that it hastened Larry Birkhead's DNA request – and thanks to Larry's "aw, shucks" behaviour during the recent Anna Nicole Smith body-battle, the bulk of the public appears to want him to be Anna Nicole Smith's babydaddy. But then there are all the others who say that they're Anna Nicole Smith's babydaddy, too… Current Anna Nicole Smith babydaddy betting odds – 1/3
Somebody Else – Usually when we do these betting odds, 'somebody else' means a handful of disparate people with chances so vague that they're not worth listing. But in the case of Anna Nicole Smith, 'somebody else' may as well mean 'every other man who has ever lived' because – as far as we can see – she put it about a bit. Although we're not suggesting that they slept with Anna Nicole Smith, the Bahamas immigration minister who resigned recently over pictures of him rolling around a bed with Anna Nicole Smith has been keeping quiet, as has the doctor in the video we discussed earlier. And then there's J Howard Marshall, Anna Nicole Smith's long-dead billionaire husband who had apparently left a stock of his sperm for Anna Nicole Smith to pump herself full of. And you. And everyone you know. And your Mum. Current Anna Nicole Smith babydaddy betting odds – 8/1
Next week – Dancing On Ice and probably Fame Academy or something! But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Anna Nicole Smith Babydaddy betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
Ginger Brown says
OK, OK… it was me. Now where’s my money?
Karilisa says
Howard Stern is a scumbag and when he fakes crying, he’s repulsive. There can only be one rea$on that ET is all over him with $ympathy.
The dad is LARRY! Anna never slept with HKS, yuk! gross! He was her errand boy, gave her all the attention she needed and managed her life so she didn’t have to, kept her medicated and in comfort of her every need. The scumbag is guilty of premeditated murder after she confided to him she wanted to die young like her idol. From the day he found out her potential worth, the plan started rolling…. a few years investment could have a big payoff. According to Bahamian Law, where baby D is a citizen, DNA testing isn’t required, the casual commitment ceremony is considered legal and of course they love the big money that this circus has brought to the island. It’s a win/win for everyone in the Bahamas.
Jarrod M. Broussard says
Dear Karilisa were you with Anna Nicole Smith when she had sex with HKS so you can not say the baby is not for him and that the baby is for Larry
were you holding the light when she was having sex with them.
Jarrod M. Broussard says
Karilisa I do think that you might want Larry Birkhead for your self so you go and have sex with him and have a baby for him so he can have a BABY TO CALL HIS OWN.
deb says
I still think that Anna Nicole’s SON is the Father and that’s why he committed suicide!!!
Karilisa says
No I wasn’t there. Why would you think I want Larry for MY self?? I just think he’s the dad and that without a doubt in my mind, Howard Stern isn’t. I could care less who has a baby to call their own, but obviously this one is in high demand as she comes with bankroll galore. Anna’s friend in Texas is the one who talks about this and how before baby D was born, she was trying to talk another ex (horizon owner) into putting his name on the birth certificate because she knew it was Larry’s and didn’t want to have contact with him. He wouldn’t but Howard would, anything for Anna. Even ZsaZsa’s husband says that Anna told him she’d never slept with Howard and didn’t want to. And she says Howard got the 2 burial plots in the Bahamas. For who? Him and Anna? Or did he know something no one else did…??
Howard is refusing DNA testing. Doesn’t that mean anything to you?????? He knew the laws in the Bahamas and that was all he needed to cover his ass.
Come on, the scumbag doesn’t even have a job!! He has NO money, except the loan he borrowed from his parents. If he doesn’t get Anna’s inheritance, how is he going to support himself, much less a baby who is going to have major medical problems being that she was likely born an addict?
The best choice for raising Baby D is the Prince. He’s already got his own money (and likely ZsaZsa’s soon being that she’s 90). He’s got a big house, a lot of staff and she will have all the care and attention she needs.
Jarrod Martin Broussard says
dear deb I think that something is wrong with you because you are saying that Anna had sex with her own son now that is just wrong you domb bitch. Go fuck off and die.
Jarrod Martin Broussard says
to let everyone know I am the father of baby Dannielynn so please give it a rest. OK.
fredko fredkov says
It’s highly likely that she had sex with Howard Stern at some point(s), but that hardly makes him the father. This subject is getting old; we need several more colorful candidates to step forward.
fredko fredkov says
Monsieur Broussard, what do you have to offer the tabloids?
Jarrod Martin Broussard says
fredko fredkov I do have something to offer the tabbloids I met Anna at a Hotel in Flordia.