Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie news stories are like buses – you wait weeks for one and then two come along at once. And Brad Pitt gets all angry if you don’t have the correct change, or something.
Anyway, Pitt/Jolie story number one is that Angelina Jolie wants to have her baby in Africa. Namibia, in fact. And Pitt/Jolie story number two is that Brad Pitt hates Paris and can’t wait to bugger off somewhere else. Like Africa, probably.
Aside from the big fake wedding
hoo-ha a few weeks ago, there hasn’t really been much news about Brad
Pitt and Angelina Jolie around over the last few weeks. We knew that Jennifer Aniston had given loads of Brad’s clothes to a charity shop,
but that doesn’t really affect anyone apart from Jennifer Aniston, Brad
Pitt and the guy swanking around California in Brad’s cast-off Troy
sandals.
But Angelina Jolie deciding to give birth in Africa? That’s news –
we thought she wanted to have her baby in Paris to "continue the circle
of life" after her Mum was born in Paris. But now – presumably after
she decided that The Lion King wasn’t the best life coach in the world
– it’s been reported that Angelina is looking to move to Namibia in
south west Africa to have her baby so that she can continue her beloved UN humanitarian work. A source told The News Of The World:
"They’ve
fallen in love with Africa and want to help as much as they can over
there. Angelina has completely changed from her old partying days and
she takes her UN responsibilities very seriously."
The
move presumably can’t come quickly enough for Brad Pitt, who is said to
really hate living in Paris. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are
apparently living in a rubbish 1970s tower block in a deprived area of
Paris that smells mostly like cabbage, and all Brad seems to do is carp
on about it incessantly. Mohamed Dhabi, a neighbour of Brad Pitt and
Angelina Jolie, said:
"I
have heard Brad grumbling as they go out in the morning with their
children, and I know he’d like to live somewhere a lot nicer. Americans
come to Paris looking for romance and beauty – they won’t get much of
that living here. The plumbing in this building is very bad and
sometimes you get a sickly, cabbage-like smell filling the entire
place."
Is it the sickly, cabbage-like smell that is putting Brad Pitt off Paris, or is it the lack of any decent dinosaur museums? You decide.
Read more:
Angelina Jolie’s African birth – Life Style Extra
Pitt miserable in Paris – NewKerala
[story by Stuart Heritage]
mariah says
Stuart, are you in love with any of the members from the pitt-jolie family? Your articles about them are really funny
Christopher says
While your articles are quite funny I don’t get this one.
Was this supposed to be a sarcastic response to the news of their move actually MAKING news? Or is it really remarkable?
Christopher says
Okay, I take that back- Cabbage is always good for a laugh.