Here we go, then, this week's last instalment of our Angelina Jolie adoption betting odds – where we take an in-depth look at a couple of countries, decide if Angelina Jolie will adopt from there next, place a bet and inevitably become hugely rich.
However, something's occurred to us – remember yesterday's news about a gang of criminals wanting to kidnap little Pax Thien Jolie and charge Angelina Jolie £50 million to get him back? Well, if Angelina Jolie is smart, she'll return to Cambodia, Ethiopia and Vietnam to adopt back-up children. That way, if any of her adopted kids do get kidnapped, there'll be another one waiting to take their place. It'll save Angelina Jolie £50 million and a whole lot of tears, that's for sure.
Here's the final part of our Angelina Jolie adoption betting odds – for China and India – with help from Paddy Power…
China – As well as being basically the saviour of all humanity as we know it, Angelina Jolie is also a canny businesswoman, as the ridiculously intricate way in which she sold photos of Shiloh Nouvel to People magazine last year proved. And what's the best business move a serial adopter like Angelina Jolie could make? That's right – adopting a Chinese child. China has the largest population of any nation in the world, it's soon to be the most powerful nation, and it's gradually opening its eyes to the rest of the world. If Angelina Jolie went there now on a lengthy kiddie-hugging tour, she'd be the biggest star in the universe by Christmas. And all she'd need to do would be take one of the kiddies home. Current Angelina Jolie adoption betting odds – 3/1
India – Angelina Jolie and India, as they say, have got history. Last year Angelina Jolie decided to paint her face black and pretend to be a journalist's wife for a film that was shot in India. Admittedly the filming didn't go especially well – reported incidents included choked journalists, run-over boys and a fight at a school that culminated in the use of the phrase "Bloody Indians," but at one point Angelina Jolie did manage to visit an orphanage. Did this mean…? Could this mean…? Well, we don't know for sure that Angelina Jolie will adopt a child from India, but it sure does seem like it's on the cards. And wouldn't it make a great way for Angelina Jolie to make it up to all those bloody Indians? Current Angelina Jolie adoption betting odds – 7/4
Next week – not a clue. Seriously. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Angelina Jolie adoption betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.