You know, just the other day we decided that there weren’t enough videos of cats on the internet. And then this came along.

“Finally,” we thought, “a video of a cat doing something useful.” Because, seriously, a cat dragging dead birds all across your carpet is one thing. A cat attacking your printer with its paws is another thing. But a cat that dances to what appears to be disco funk while grabbing at its genitals with the rhythm and grace of a young Lionel Blair? That’s next-level cattery.

And before you ask, that is definitely a real cat. Not a bloke in a cat suit or anything. No.