We’ve often wondered what it’d be like to have our identity stolen – or specifically how rubbish the thieves would feel when they realised they’d picked such a crappy identity to steal.

Anyway, here’s a video that – we think – is about how easy it is to have all your online data swiped by a bunch of Russian-sounding chaps. And by online date, we mean emails, credit card details and sexy naked photos of you that turn the Russians on so much that they end up humping their computers. No, really.

The video’s after the jump…

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