When Britney Spears sang about being a slave, you may have thought she was being a little disrespectful to actual slaves.
For starters, slaves don’t get paid nearly as handsomely as she does and they certainly don’t get to choose who they’ll be slaves for.
However, we have a lot to thank our slaves chums for as the video over the jump testifies. Raises your glasses and shout ‘SLAVES!’ as loudly as you can.
Of course, slaves have been in the British news lately, which is always nice to hear. And you stupid idiots thought it was a thing of the past.
But really, slaves are the bestest people around because they sure know how to get things done.
So, let us all have a little singalong in honour of slavery with these nice children.
Okay?
Good.
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