Teri Hatcher has done many things, like being in the worst-ever Superman series, or being in the worst-ever Elton John video, or being one of the worst-ever Bond girls, but there are things that Teri Hatcher hasn't done.
That's right, Teri Hatcher doesn't have sex with a string of men in a van parked outside her house. And Teri Hatcher will make you apologise is you even dare to suggest it.
It must be tough being Teri Hatcher. All her Desperate Housewives co-stars can get headlines just for having nice hair or talking about their pubic hair or getting engaged to men with ridiculous hair, but Teri Hatcher can't get a break. Even when she discusses being a victim of child abuse, Tom Cruise rips off her ideas and gets more publicity for them.
And then when people do write about Teri Hatcher without prompting, they just basically make up a lot of lies about her. Lies like the story about Teri Hatcher parking an especially-converted camper van outside her house so that she can have sex with men in it without her daughter realising what was going on.
That's what The Sun wrote about Teri Hatcher in August, anyway. And today the newspaper apologised to Teri, saying:
Although published in good faith, we now accept that the article was totally incorrect and we apologise to Ms Hatcher for the embarrassment caused.
The Sun has also paid undisclosed fees to Teri Hatcher while Heat magazine has also been made to apologise. This should be the end of the Teri Hatcher van sex affair – back in December, The Sport was also forced to pay Hatcher "very substantial damages", after Teri Hatcher took offence at the way the story was:
"insinuating that I am an irresponsible and neglectful parent, I had to draw the line."
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Tabloid apologises to Teri Hatcher – ABC
[story by Stuart Heritage]