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Tonight, Celebrity Big Brother will lose two giant personalities to a public eviction. But which two? It could be the evil politician, the silent basketballer or the stupid blonde, and it’s up to you.
No matter who goes tonight, Celebrity Big Brother will lose a lot of tension. At the moment, the housemates are at each other’s throats so much that not even a massive party and loads of gifts could stop them all basically standing one inch apart from each other and yelling the word "LIAR!" over and over again.
Today, instead of giving you some Celebrity Big Brother eviction odds, we’re going to give you the betting odds to win Celebrity Big Brother. Why? Because the odds are better. And that means you’re set to win more money from a simple bet. We’re good to you, really we are.
Here are the latest betting odds to win Celebrity Big Brother, with help from SportingOdds.com…
George Galloway – For a man who usually speaks with such lucidity, George’s
constant "I’m not angry, you’re angry. I’m not a liar, you’re a liar,"
shtick is just confusing. George Galloway is an angry man – he’s angry
that all the other MPs already think that he’s an idiot, and that
Celebrity Big Brother keeps dressing him up in leotards, but overall
George is angry that he’s almost definitely going to to be evicted
tonight. He should prepare himself for the boos. Current Celebrity Big
Brother betting odds – 100/1
Traci Bingham – One of the best things about this series of
Celebrity Big Brother has been the late night conversations between
Traci Bingham and Maggot. After a day of listening to endless hostile
bickering and shouting, there’s nothing better than listening to a
Welshman trying to explain how very simple things work to a confused
airhead. Not that this means we want Traci to win Celebrity Big Brother
any more than before, but it has kind of endeared us to her. Current
Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 33/1
Dennis Rodman – Dennis Rodman is the yo-yo of Celebrity Big Brother.
His betting odds were getting shorter and shorter all the time, and
then he joined George’s evil dark side and started shouting at everyone
all the time, and he’s a baddie again. We’d say he was like Darth Maul,
but we’re not geeks. Rodman’s flip-flopping personality means he’ll
probably be evicted tonight, but he doesn’t give a shit. He’s mentioned
that once or twice, we’re not sure if you’re aware of that. Current
Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 22/1
Pete Burns – No matter what Pete did in the past, nobody wanted to
evict him. He was a little bit rude to everyone he met, fouled up a
task on purpose and wore a coat made out of endangered monkeys, but he
was kept in the Celebrity Big Brother house. But, now that he’s assured
to be on Celebrity Big Brother until the final day, he’s annoying
everyone almost to the point of seizure. And now the viewers have
caught on, too. We don’t think Pete will win, you know. Current
Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 22/1
Michael Barrymore – Michael Barrymore is the Gollum Of Cigarettes.
He’s a normal man, with flashes of warmth and wit – but as soon as
anyone smokes or mentions cigarettes, he goes properly mental; hiding
them, shouting at people about them, running off to the log cabin to
light one up and then do dog impressions for eight minutes.
Barrymore hasn’t had a Gollum-style conversation with himself yet, but
actually we’d probably want him to win Celebrity Big Brother a bit more
if he did. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 10/1
Maggot – Maggot flits between being the passive voice of reason in
the Celebrity Big Brother house and being the voice of slagging George
Galloway off a lot. Both of which are probably the voice of reason, to
be honest. Maggot’s Celebrity Big Brother betting odds have never
looker so healthy, but we can’t help thinking that he’d improve his
chances a bit more if he had a wash, brushed his teeth and pepped
himself up a bit. The Celebrity Big Brother house isn’t a soup kitchen,
you know. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 13/2
Preston – The Celebrity Big Brother house has split itself into a
clear young/old divide. This is dumb because a) the people who vote for
Celebrity Big Brother evictions are all young, and b) all the older
housemates are bit arseholey this year. Preston, as a youngster, is in a strong
position. He’d have been in a stronger position had he not got drunk a
lot and felt up Chantelle, but he’s doing well nonetheless. Current
Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 7/4
Chantelle – Chantelle is in a similar position to that of Jodie
Marsh a few weeks ago, with all the elder statesmen of the Celebrity
Big Brother house rounding on her endlessly. However, Chantelle is
handling the abuse a lot better than Jodie because her bullying is
entirely unjustified, and also because she’s not a dreadful honking
witch with a nose like a pair of buttocks. If Chantelle can survive the
eviction tonight, it looks like she has Celebrity Big Brother all sewn
up. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 10/11
Tomorrow, we’ll update the very latest Celebrity Big Brother betting
odds. But until then, be sure to head over to
the Specials section of SportingOdds.com to a) see how the odds stand
at any moment in time and b) make a well-judged bet on the outcome of
Celebrity Big Brother. It couldn’t be easier, and you’ll even get a
free bet worth up to £25 when you sign up. Good luck!
[story by Stuart Heritage]