Though you wouldn’t think so from some of the movie roles he’s taken, Matt Damon is one clever sausage. Last Friday, Matt told everyone that his girlfriend Luciana Barroso was .
Then, when everyone was busy congratulating Matt and Luciana – and wondering when they’d be getting married – they bugger off and do exactly that. Matt Damon is now married to Luciana Barroso, and everyone’s playing catch-up. Like we said, he’s a clever sausage that Matt Damon.
On Friday, the more eagle-eyed of you will have noticed a Matt Damon (DVDs)
article by us with the headline Matt Damon Gets A Woman To Have His
Baby, reporting the announcement of his girlfriend Luciana Barroso’s pregnancy. That
article contained the – now spectacularly out-of-date – line:
There’s
no date set for the Damon/Barroso wedding, which is probably a good
thing, as Luciana will no doubt get all massive and hormone-loopy in
the next six months or so.
Whoops.
Of course, we should have seen it coming. Matt Damon would want to get
married before Luciana Barroso got all massive and hormone-loopy. And,
you, know, do the right thing by getting married to her before she had
the baby and stuff too.
Matt Damon and Luciana Barroso reportedly tied the knot in New York
City Hall some time on Friday morning. They’d been engaged since September, and had been dating for around a year prior to that. No other details have been
given, but it was announced – for some reason – that Ben Affleck wasn’t
around at the time.
Obviously by the time you’ve read this, Matt Damon and Luciana Barroso – desperate to stay one step ahead of the news – will have got divorced, got remarried, got divorced, found a cure for male pattern baldness and been killed by a shedful of angry geese.
Read more:
Matt Damon Ties The Knot – ABC
[story by Stuart Heritage]