Remember when Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis were the celebrity golden couple? They were clearly in love – so in love that they didn’t even bother with the traditional Paris Hilton Internet sex tape.
They even split up nicely. She said that he was "a great guy and we will handle this with dignity
and respect," and he said that she was "the most incredible woman I have ever met in my life."
What a difference a couple of weeks makes. Now she’s a "hooker".
Paris Hilton (DVDs) and Paris Latsis were all for splitting up with dignity and respect. And there’s nothing more dignified or respectful than having a great big playground spat about an engagement ring, is there?
Hilton told US Weekly magazine that "Paris
says I can keep the engagement ring. He says I earned it." But a
braying friend of Latsis apparently told the same magazine "How else did she earn it? With sex. Like a hooker. It’s a diss and she didn’t get it — no surprise."
Not
only is she an apparent ring-hooker, but – according to The New York Post – Paris
Hilton also broke up with Latsis on the phone! With her new boyfriend
Stavros Niarchos listening! Like, what a hooker.
Paris won’t admit that Stavros is actually her boyfriend, of course. She made sure that she shouted "I am so glad I’m single!" on a typical Hollywood night out with her identi-kit pals which included watching a concert by The Killers in a car park and running away from burning trees.
Meanwhile, Paris Hilton has been giving advice to men about what makes a good boyfriend. This might seem about as useful as getting shaving tips from Brian Blessed, but here’s what she had to say, anyway:
“Just be good to your
girl and communicate and tell the truth. Don’t cheat on her at your bachelor party … because when guys do
that it’s disgusting. Whoever I marry is not going to have a bachelor
party. You need that ‘cause guys are
users. It’s better to
have girls you’ve known your whole life, who you can trust, who are not
jealous of you like some people.”
Read more:
Paris – Paris Sniping Goes On – New York Post
[story by Stuart Heritage]