Big tough guy 50 Cent quit alcohol for life after becoming ‘paranoid’ during one bad experience, or so he says. We think that’s what he said. Have you heard him talk? He sounds like a deaf tractor engine when he raps.
Of course, Fiddy spent years as a drug dealer before finding fame and fortune as a rapper, but alas, he admits that he’s never been one to indulge in drugs or drink.
Because he’s a soft-git and had a bad experience. And we know exactly what happened.
One particular incident prompted him to stop drinking forever.
FOREVER.
Talking to Piers Morgan, who still looks like unbaked pastry stuffed into a condom, he said:
“I got a chance to watch a lot of my mother’s sisters and brothers at different periods experiment with the use of drugs or alcohol and I see them respond so differently that I stay away…
“I’ve had an experience (with alcohol) that made me paranoid because of it and I stayed away from it following that.”
He pissed the bed didn’t he?
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