So, as some of you might already know, yesterday was Rihanna’s 29th birthday. A lot of celebs reached out wishing her a happy birthday, including Drake who stopped his concert in Dublin to do it, thus confusing me even more about their goddamn relationship.
However, I wanted to do something a little special for RiRi’s birthday as well. Sure, she can be a bit out there sometimes, but I think we learned something really important at this year’s Grammys: while Taylor Swift is an uppity, holier than thou, squad leader bitch, and Beyoncé is some sort of untouchable pretentious Goddess (still love you though, Bey), Rihanna, who spent the Grammys dancing with her flask, is probably the realest bitch in the music industry.
While all these other popstars are working so hard on their images and making themselves absolutely impossible to ever imagine having a conversation with, Rihanna has stayed incredibly relatable and is 100% someone I’d want to drink with. So, for her birthday, here are 10 days Rihanna was just legit real and relatable.
When she got her bff to spray sunscreen all over her ass. Protect those cheeks!
When she just wanted to lounge, contemplate life, and get high.
When she grabbed Nicki Minaj’s ass, like so many of us wish we could.
When she knew the important of pre-gaming AND getting ready at the same time.
When she looks constantly unimpressed…
Like all the time…
Is she surrounded by idiots?…
When she knew that hoe was life.
When she constantly proved she knows how to have a good time.
When she suspected she might not win any Grammys so she brought a flask as her date.
When she grabbed her friends boobs for a pic. We’ve all been there!
When she let us all know women aren’t always looking for a man.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIRI!