The first month of 2015 has almost come to an end, and so far it’s been moderately eventful (emphasis on moderate). In the world of celebrity, it’s hard to predict what the?big stories and scandals of the year are going to be, but there are always a few things we know are going to happen that we can look forward to.
Here’s a countdown of 10 pop culturally relevant?things you can potentially get?jazzed about in 2015, because it’s always nice to have something to look forward to, even if it is Kim Kardashian’s?book of selifes.
The Oscars
The most prestigious night in Hollywood, The Oscars (aka the less drunk and funny Golden Globes), is just around the corner! And even though I’m super pissed the movie “Frank” starring Michael Fassbender isn’t nominated for anything (I watched that movie last night and totally had a boner for it), I like to sit at home in my onesie and voice my opinions (“He was robbed!”, “Oh she deserved to win”) as if I’ve seen all the movies nominated.
New Star Wars
1) I fucking love Star Wars, 2) Even if it sucks there is no way it will be as bad as Phantom Menace.
Selfish by Kim Kardashian
A book of just Kim Kardashian selfies? I’m so there. Kim’s book drops May 15th, because of course Kim would drop her book the same time I’m due to drop a baby. Bitch.
Finally Seeing Celeb Babies
The world has been blessed with some beautiful celeb babies in the past year (Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes, Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds all had babies) so maybe in the new year we will actually get a look at these beautiful children. Oh! And Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are dropping a baby this year. Woo!
Bruce Jenner’s Transformation
A lot has been said about Bruce Jenner’s physical transformation, but he’s allegedly going to address it himself this year on season 10 of “Keeping Up With the Kardashian.” Yes, I realize the things I’m jazzed about in 2015 are totally bullshit and trivial.
The X Files Returns
As a huge “The X Files” fan, the potential return of the show has me SUPER jazzed!
50 Shades of Grey Movie
Sure the book was total shit and we know we aren’t going to see Jamie Dornan’s dick, but, I mean, he’s still super hot and we get to see him in some hopefully great sex scenes?
More North West Fierceness
#slay
The Rise of the Side Boob
2014 was the year of da butt, but I predict 2015 will be the year everyone starts emphasizing and showing off some side boob. Here’s hoping!
Even More Rim Jobs on TV!
Whole lotta people getting their asses eaten on tv shows this past year, hey? I assume that means this is a new tv show trend, now, so expect way more rim jobs! Woo!