Halloween is my absolute favorite time of year. I live that for that shit. Seriously, October is the best: it starts with my birthday and ends with Halloween, what could be better? Even though it’s over a month away, I’ve got my costume all planned out (I won’t reveal it, because I refuse to spoil the surprise when I unleash it upon you).
However, aside from myself, it seems like a lot of other girls have their costume picked out as well, and this year it seems like 90% of bitches are going as Suicide Squad bad girl, Harley Quinn.
Every few years, there is a costume that really blows up and 20 million people go as it. Think the Joker in 2008 or Miley Cyrus at the VMAs in 2013. This year, every girl and their mom is going as Harley Quinn. Seriously, my mom legit might be going as Harley Quinn (cue my mom texting me after reading this: ‘Who is Harley Quinn?’).
If you’re someone who has planned on going as Harley Quinn for Halloween, but now realizes your date will probably end up doing anal with some other girl dressed as Harley Quinn because he thinks it’s you since every bitch at the party has on the same costume and now maybe you think you’d like to dress up as something else, here are some totally fun and pop culture relevant costumes you could go with!
Dolly Parton
So you wanna dress up as a sassy blonde? Get yourself a big blonde wig, tie up a fitted plaid shirt, put on some high waisted jeans and stuff the shit out of that bra and go as the queen of country!
The 70’s Charlie’s Angels
Any excuse to feather your hair and wear bell bottoms is a good one. I do suggest stuffing your bra for this one, too.
Romy and Michele
Seriously, this is one of my dream costumes. Maybe next year, Melissa?
Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman
So you wanted to be Harley Quinn because she’s scantily clad? Why not go as someone retro scantily clad!
A Barbie Doll
There are so many options! Malibu Barbie! Totally Hair Barbie! Heroin Addict Barbie! The choice is yours!
Spring Breakers
You and your friends all wanted to dress up as Harley Quinn? Don’t worry, here’s an entire group of girls where the costume requires you wearing no pants!
Pamela Anderson on Baywatch
It’s basically the Dolly Parton costume but with a red bathing suit instead of a plaid shirt and jeans.
The Chanels from Scream Queens
Again, a great group costume for the girls who all wanted to go as Harley Quinn.
A Disney Princess
To hell with current fad, Harley Quinn, why not go as something classic!
Poison Ivy
Who needs Harley Quinn when you can go as this Batman based bad girl?
A Witch
I went as a witch last year, because there is nothing quite like a Halloween classic. Plus, there are a lot of different ways you could go with it.