Latter-day adherent to the Knights Code of Chivalry Lee Ryan has had yet another busy weekend making himself appear exactly as gash as everyone had long-ago decided he actually is.
When quizzed as to why he rarely visits his ?love-child? daughter, the permanently perplexed-looking poltroon replied with the justification:
?I already have a son.?
WHAT? DO YOU THINK THAT?S HOW IT WORKS LEE RYAN? It's not like saying you don't play on your PS3 because you've already got an Xbox you squinty-eyed chump. You get some misguided young lady up the clout, make some sort of vague effort with your responsibilities and that makes any other child born as a result of you getting some other poor lass you met on mySpace up the pigeon just not count?
Whilst not busy appearing in pop music promos with an expression on his face that is meant to suggest he is ?emoting? but actually just makes him look like he is suffering a difficult bowel movement, Lee ?Man Of The Century? Ryan pre-emptively sprung to his own defence by stating that:
?I haven’t done anything wrong and I’m not a bad bloke. I’ll do what I’ve got to do in my own career and my own life. For my own happiness. I’m not gonna be… told what to do?
Despite it taking a DNA test before Lee ?You Look Cold Love, Here Take My Coat? Ryan even acknowledged the child was even his daughter.
The non-bad bloke who hasn't done anything wrong was also this weekend reported to have replied to the mother of his more important son?s request for financial assistance with the text message:
?You can starve you fucking bitch! I hate u that much!!!?
At time of writing it is not known if the mother of Lee ?Don't Be Silly, I'll Pay For That? Ryan?s son has actually starved to death, or if his daughter has the slightest idea what he looks like.
But he's ?not a bad bloke? and he has his career to think about. Good luck in Eurovision, guys.
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