‘Skint’ Kerry Katona To Buy A New Body

By hecklerspray staff on Wednesday, August 27, 2008 at 4:00pmNo Comments


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From DIETPIXIE - Big, lumpy, common, brassy, once-was-pretty, now fronts Iceland, Kerry Katona has decided her body is so ravaged that she needs a new one.

The woman who can honestly say Brian McFadden was the best she had, is to spend a small fortune on a set of fresh body parts. Despite continually protesting she’s brassic, she’s to splurge £15,000 on the full-body-service including breast reduction and liposuction.

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