The nine-minute video of Tom Cruise claiming that only Scientologists are able to cure car-crash victims has seen Tom Cruise get the worst reviews of his life, save for maybe Days Of Thunder.
And, unsurprisingly, Tom Cruise isn't exactly happy that his genuinely disturbing Scientology rant has found its way onto the internet. Sources are claiming that Tom Cruise is "extremely unhappy" about the video being mocked across the internet in such a widespread way.
But, as Tom Cruise says himself in the Scientology video, it's rough and tumble, it's wild and woolly and it's a blast. And, as Tom Cruise also says: "Eeehyuhyuhyuhehhhh!" Or however you spell that deranged chuckle of his.
The leaked nine-minute Tom Cruise: Scientologist video has yanked a reaction out of just about everyone. The majority of people seem to be slightly freaked out by the burning fervour in Tom Cruise's eyes as he explains how he won't hesitate to push his ethics onto someone, while Scientologists have rushed to the internet to claim that anyone who disagrees with Tom Cruise and Scientology is probably a known criminal.
And as for Tom Cruise himself, well, he's just a teensy bit annoyed that a Scientology video of him intoning "Now is the time!" like some sort of frightening doom-voiced cult leader has been unstoppably leaked all over the internet, especially so soon after those rumours that Tom Cruise's baby was made with L Ron Hubbard's dead sperm. The Daily Mail reports:
Last night, an insider revealed: "Tom is extremely unhappy about this. He takes Scientology very, very seriously and he does not want it subject to abuse and ridicule on the Internet."
In fairness, this leaked Scientology video is probably just about the last thing that Tom Cruise needs at the moment. Since the last period of weirdness that almost fatally wounded his movie career – thanks to Sumner Redstone sacking him from Paramount because all women hate him, Tom Cruise has been painstakingly rebuilding his reputation and, blammo, nine minutes of incomprehensible religious babbling and mindless creepy chuckling later and he's back to square one again.
It's hard to see how Tom Cruise and Scientology will be able to cope with this new deafening ridicule. The ball is well and truly out of their court now, and any typically heavy-handed Scientologist response will surely be just as publicly revealed. After all, more people have probably seen the leaked Tom Cruise: Scientologist by now than Lions For Lambs. And, yes, we're aware that means more than about four people.
Still, as honestly unsettling as the Tom Cruise: Scientologist video is, it could have been worse. Just imagine what a bag of shit the John Travolta: Scientologist video would have been.
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Tom Cruise 'furious' over leaked Scientology rant – Daily Mail
terryeo-lightfield-arkaitz-LU-Scabby says
I’m not a Scientologist but I have some nice friends who are and they tell me that people who attack Scientology can always be found to have criminal backgrounds. Why would they be against
the good things that Scientology is doing if they were’nt suppresive in some way?
Tom is Xenu says
He’s not doing much for the Scamatoligists cause with this nutty video. Then again he’s probably an SP out to detroy Scamatology. Someone at the “org” need to get his “ethics” in. He’s right you have to earn it! You must pay thousands of dollars to have your brain washed properly with a hodgepodge of psychology and bad science fiction. I mean really really really bad science fiction. Just look at Battle Field Earth for reference. To quote L.Con himself “If you want to make a million dollars, start your own religion.”
HOMONOVIS says
Critical of Scientology = Hidden Crimes.
That’s not an opinion. That’s a FACT.
And guess what? Scientology specializes in unearthing the hidden crimes of those that mock it.
That’s why so many of Scientology’s detractors end up in jail, prison, or mental institutions.
Do you have hidden crimes? Then you can:
1) Report to your local Scientology Org, write your confession in FULL, and submit to a full metered confession to confirm it is COMPLETE.
2) Turn yourself into the authorities, local police (for crimes such as sex crimes, murder, arson), or to tax agencies (for tax cheats).
Do this now before you are found out OR just shut your mouth and leave Scientology alone.
It’s long standing Scientology policy that YOU LEAVE US ALONE AND WE WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE.
Gilbert Wham says
I'm frightened. Can someone please give me a lift to the police station, so they can lock me up BEFORE THE SCIENTOLOGISTS GET ME!!!
gir says
hahahahaha Oh shit that’s awesome. Homonovis you are dumb and probably a child molester. Scientologists are, you know. It’s a fact.
unknown says
What is this some sort of scare tactic? I will not be bullied around by some religious cult who wants to act like the mafia. It’s bad enough with the older religions not to mention the government. Maybe i choose the wrong line of work maybe I should have started a cult…
Anon says
HOMONOVIS, lmfao! Oh I havn’t laughed that hard in ages, your cult is just too hypocritical to comprehend.
$cientology is a scam, making everyone involved with it criminals.
Axeman098 says
ok….here’s why I hate life….because people like Tom Cruise have more money than they know what to do with, and obviously have no clue of reality if Scientology is the best thing you can think of to do with all your money…while I struggle to pay bills, put food on the table, and act like a normal human being just trying to survive life.
Scientology is a JOKE…..IT IS A RELIGION BASED ON A WORK OF ***FICTION***, therefore if you actually believe one word of any of it, you are pretty much an idiot that needs to find a better hobby. This is fact….I’m sorry to shatter your world if you actually believe this garbage…but it is FICTION…..GET OVER IT!!!!
Tom Cruise….do the world, and more importantly yourself a favor…..SHUT UP AND JUST MAKE MOVIES YOU IDIOT!!!!