Here at Hecklerspray, we have often been described as negative and cynical.
Now, that just hurts us. So to prove we actually can be positive about things, we have decided to dedicate a list to one TV show we truly love, South Park. And, in particular, its greatest creation, Eric Cartman.
In fact, we love South Park so much, we treasure it above KFC, Xbox and our own mothers.? Really! More than KFC. It’s that good.
And, of course, one of the main reasons for this love is Eric Cartman. We think he is one of the greatest ever TV characters of all time. But don’t take our word for it, just check out his finest moments.
As always, if you think we have missed something, please let us know. There are so many funny Cartman clips, keeping it down to just 24 was almost impossible. Plus, we wanted to spread the clips around rather than just feature entire episodes.
Anyway, enjoy!
24. Cartman eats his own underwear
23. Casa Bonita
22. No hall pass
21. Pretending he has Tourette’s so he can say whatever he wants
20. Kyle’s mom is a bitch
19. Cartman starts Christian rock band
18. Cartman’s tea-party
17. Cartman restarts Civil War
16. Cartman pretends to be a robot
15. Cartman joins the Special Olympics
14. Ben Affleck dates Cartman’s hand
13. Cartman and NAMBLA
12. Cartman dresses up like Hitler
11. Cartman wants a Wii
10. Cartman and KFC
9. Busting my balls
8. Heat of the Moment
7. Cartman’s Ginger snap
6. Cartman’s gay polarity
5. Kyle has sand in his vagina
4. Respect my authoritah
3. Cartman’s anal probe
2. Bad pie
1. Making Scott Tenorman eat his own parents
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shooty* says
V good. Can I add: Meeting Bart Simpson and scaring him off, and “Why don’t you stop… making me dress up as a mailman… and… and… dance for you, while you smoke crack, in your bedroom” etc
Josh Saunders says
LOL, ROTFL. Priceless dude, priceless. Well done.
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j says
definitely missing Cartman goes on the maury povich show to get a free prize. “Whateva, I do what I want!”
Bert says
What about Cartman telling the Aristocrats joke? That should get an honorable mention.
Georg says
what about when he crapped on teachers desk to get to detention to avoid getting beat up after school
you forgot one of the best says
BEEFCAKE!!!!!!! BEEFCAKE!!!!!!!!!
tball says
KFC sucks monkey nuts. The skins are the only thing worth eating at that shit house.
Cartman says
HEY how about Cartman dancing like Britney ? LOL
Brunoli says
What the heck.. Is it just me or what.. I can’t hear anything?
Keith says
Whatever. I do what I want!
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153246
jcr says
one word “BEEFCAKE”
Stew says
I really think cartman thinking he was the vietnamese hooker “5 dolla soldier boy” should have made the cut…
Manu says
I also loved the time he was negotiating with the police, when the boys stole all the calves.
L says
sound wont work on mine anyone having this problem
MIchelle McCormack says
Yeah, this is so great, all these in one spot. You’ve done a great public service, seriously, love Cartman. Michelle
Bob says
The aristocrats joke wasn’t in an episode. It was just a clip that they made anyway.
Maria k says
your missing 2 I love.
1- red rocket boy (he jerks dog off)
2 – the passion of the jew
Jakob says
Scott Tenorman is my fave Southpark episode.
BeyondRandom says
lmafao Great list!
oscar says
definitely, the scott tenerman prank was legendary
jochen says
cartman impersonating scarface…^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDcI2hTUDB8
lollo's says
why no cartmanland !?!?!?!?
Andrei says
AWESOME! :D
John says
“it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”
I laugh so hard everytime I see that one.
Jordan says
As soon as I saw the article name on Digg, I knew what was going to be No.1.
Great list!
Beth says
“Mom, Kitty’s being a dildo!”
JMC says
Cartman finishing I’m Sailing Away by Styx in episode 202. Hilarious.
andy says
how about cartman taunting then beating up the midget sent to talk to the class about being different?
sam says
“screw you guys i’m going home”
Joe says
We’re missing number 20. We need new 20. TWENTY!!!
dave says
whats the big deal it doesnt hurt anybody,””fuck , fuckity fuck fuck”-cartman……………on loudspeaker”how would you like to suck my balls,Mr carson”
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Sarah says
I’ve eaten at the real Casa Bonita. It’s got cliff divers, fire breathers, and horrible cafeteria style Mexican food.
martinchill says
mixing sea horses and semen… “he told me to close my eyes and just suck it out of a hose.”
john334 says
i think the best southpark moment is right in the begining of eppisode 31 (Prehistoric Ice Man)
it has a short parody of the crocodile hunter.
SelectiveSloth says
Wow, great great work. I almost fell off my chair, watching number 24.
I think Cartman communicates with the anti-hero in all of of us. Love you Cartman.
Chris says
I absolutely LOVE South Park and watch the episodes religiously. You have a great list here. Nice work.
Lisandro says
what about Cat Orgy?…
that’s a Cartman sweet moment