Big Brother starts next week! Big Brother starts next week! Excited? No, us neither – it just means that as of next week we'll have to turn our lives over to a band of preening bell-ends for months and months even though we hate ourselves for doing so.
But, hey, at least we know what the new Big Brother house is going to look like – it'll be kerrr-azy. There's a bath in the living room! The oven's in the bedroom! The sink's slightly further away from where you'd expect it to be! What a hilarious turn of events! These new Big Brother housemates are going to have their minds blown! Or at least they would have if they hadn't let a wacky student design the house. But of course, no matter what the Big Brother producers do to the house, there'll always be at least one worse idea, and that's what we're looking at today.
Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Jade Goody to return, with help from Paddy Power…
Jade Goody To Enter The House At Any Time – Now this would be a masterstroke. Big Brother made Jade Goody and then, a few years later, Big Brother destroyed Jade Goody. So it goes without saying that Jade Goody should go back on Big Brother and get made again. Or further destroyed. If the new series of Big Brother starts to sag at any point – and we're certain it will – then sending Jade Goody into the Big Brother house to howl a bunch of racist slurs at everyone out of her immense pikey gob in a tornado of stupidity will stir the housemates up and get everyone watching again. On the downside, Jade Goody might see herself as a celebrity again. Nobody needs that, do they? Current Big Brother betting odds – 10/1
Next week – A Big Brother foreign exchange? But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.