We’ll give this to Tom Cruise – he always has something interesting to talk about. For instance, the Tom Cruise promotional plan for Mission: Impossible III is to tell everyone how pregnant Katie Holmes is.
According to a recent interview on German TV, Tom Cruise says that Katie Holmes "could be having our baby at any minute," and that "If Katie calls, I’m gone."
Well, someone has to enforce the ‘silence during childbirth’ rule.
So far, the way that Tom Cruise has been promoting Mission: Impossible III has been slightly lacklustre. Sure, there was the chair jump recap and the silent birth posters – plus the Mission: Impossible III stuntman suing Tom Cruise for burning his willy so much that he can’t have sex – but where are the showstopping set pieces? The Eiffel Tower proposals, the piano handstands?
We shouldn’t panic, though – Tom Cruise might just have something
special up his sleeve. After all, what could be more attention-grabbing
than Katie Holmes giving birth to their baby days before the release of
Mission: Impossible III? According to the interview that Tom Cruise
gave on German TV show Wetten Dass? the Cruise-Holmes baby is due to
clamber out of Katie Holmes at any moment.
During the brief Wetten Dass? interview, Tom Cruise revealed that he
had two pilots on constant stanby in case Katie went into labour,
telling the host "If Katie calls, I’m gone." That didn’t stop the
interviewer asking Tom about any marriage plans that he and Katie
Holmes had, to which Tom Cruise answered:
"First the baby, then the film. Then, in summer, we want to get married. I won’t let
this woman get away."
Feel free to insert your own jokes about breaking contracts any time now.
Finally, the Wetten Dass? interviewer – a sort of terrifying hybrid
of David Essex and a Bay City Roller – asked Tom Cruise if he had
chosen a name for the baby. Yes, was the answer, although Cruise
wouldn’t give any details away.
Good job too; in the
hecklerspray office Tom Cruise baby name sweepsakes, this writer is
quietly confident that Tom and Katie will name the baby Mission: Impossible III Starring Tom Cruise Out On
Worldwide Release On May 5, although we think that Myrtle the sandwich
lady might pip us with her choice of Xenu The All Powerful.
Read more:
Tom: Katie Due ‘Any Minute’ – People
[story by Stuart Heritage]
RV says
Of course he doesnt want her to get away she probable make shim feel young again. Like a school boy..lol. I wouldnt let her go either. As far as her silent delivery, Was Mr Cruise delivered that way…….No… that would explain it then. I think he is missing a few “nuts” and bolts.
NHB says
The mission impossible is for a
kid like tom to mature. I paddled both of my sons for jumping on the furniture. Everytime I see him, I remember his adolesent behavior
I feel sorry for the people who bankrolled this movie.This will be my only time wasted on this. NHB
Christopher says
OMFS. I’m sitting in class crying. Hecklerspray need their behinds beaten.
“Finally, the Wetten Dass? interviewer – a sort of terrifying hybrid of David Essex and a Bay City Roller …”
Oh, my cabbage. Whew, I want to die. I can’t stop laughing.
*blowing nose on shirt* I love you guys.