Zac Efron’s Appendix Too Cute For His Own Body
If you're a Zac Efron fan, you might want to sit down – it turns out that Zac's body isn't as dreamy-perfect as you probably thought.
Yesterday High School Musical star Zac Efron was rushed to hospital for an emergency appendectomy. Fortunately, Efron's appendix was removed before it burst and could do serious damage to the teen sensation's innards.
But it was a close call. At one point during surgery, up to three of Zac Efron's hairs went slightly out of place – marking the most distressing point of his entire moon-eyed life so far.
It might be easy to mock the stars of High School Musical, but we'll say this – ripping off Grease and filling it full of sub-Britney songs about going your own way because you're special inside doesn't half take it out on your internal organs.
Why, just last week, Corbin Bleu barfed up both of his adrenal glands because of the stress of belting out Get'cha Head in the Game again and again, and now Zac Efron's appendix has gone all doolally as well.
Yesterday Zac Efron – the boy from High School Musical who looks like a creepy ventriloquist's dummy that's come to life and carved a six-pack into his own gut with an unfolded paperclip – was rushed to Cedars-Sinai medical centre in Los Angeles in agony.
Turns out he had appendicitis. and real appendicitis too, not the weird drunk-too-much-and-need-a lie-down Lindsay Lohan appendicitis that you recover from in less than a day. E! Online reports:
The High School Musical star underwent an emergency appendectomy Tuesday at Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, E! News has confirmed. "He had his appendix removed and is recuperating," Efron's rep said.
We're shocked – like many people we didn't realise that Zac Efron had a functioning set of internal organs. We assumed that his torso was either full of kittens or that it was just made of solid plastic all the way through.
It's unknown whether Zac Efron's appendix removal will affect the filming of the just-announced High School Musical 3 movie, although it's thought that songwriters are currently penning contingency tunes like I Dropped My Pencil (When I bend Over It Hurts So Much That I Feel Sick) and the anthemic Nurse, My Bedpan's Full Again, with Hollywood choreographers banking on the next big dance sensation involving writhing around the floor clutching your abdomen and making a noise like a wounded animal.
And we feel for Zac Efron, we really do – his unblemished body will now have a dirty great scar sliced across it. But, hey, at least chicks dig scars, right? Especially ones that you can point at and say, "and I got this one when my tummy-wummy got all hurty-wurty and I cried."
But let's just hope that the same fate doesn't await Zac Efron's co-star Vanessa Hudgens – an appendix scar would really wipe out her inevitable professional pornography career before it ever really got going.
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You guys are really sick, making fun of someone who’s just had surgery.
And it’s obvious that you know absolutely NOTHING about Zac Efron. It would be nice if you pseudo news organizations would do just a bit of research before writing your drivel. It’s obvious you don’t know that he was nominated for a best young actor award for his movie Miracle Run. He did have a career before High School Musical and Hairspray. And he is currently filming a new movie Seventeen. And check out his current cover on Details Magazine. It might help if you read the interview, too.
would ‘a logical person’ please shut up and go back to reading barbie magazines with the rest of her (i assume you’re a fangirl-sorry if i’m wrong) 8yo friends.
I think the way you went about this story is completely disgusting. The “three of Zac Efron’s hairs went slightly out of place” remark is completely inconsiderate to say about someone who was in an almost life threatening position. I hope when your child is in the hospital you can crack the same jokes.
That is sick to make fun of him. He must of been hurt. If they didn’t operate, You would have to forget about hIgh school musical 3. The movie might be held back for a while anyway. anyone who wants to send a Get Well E-mail Here is his adress,
the_king_zac_efron@hotmail.com
Clearly Stuart (writer of this article!) you are a fat slob who is jealous of such a handsome, perfect looking, also talented male! I happen to be 20yrs of age (From England) a big HSM fan and think that what you have written is pretty mean!.. infact way out of order and lets hope your greasy smelly hair get bodged up next operation you have to have!! sicko!
I agree with most of these people. That was the most inappropriate thing i have ever read. he must be really hurt, And a am a short whistle away from reporting this. stuart is a sicko with a triple wide ego and a mouth to match. also a Quadruple wide back side.
Report it to who?
Anyone
The Internet Police are coming for you Stuart. You should have known better than to make fun of some guy on TV, because now you’re going to be charged with Inappropriateness in the First Degree. Better hope the trial venue isn’t in Texas, boyo, because you’ll get The Chair.
And, since it’s Texas, they have one big enough to accommodate that “quadruple wide back side.”
Nice on
Is that true Gir?
Anyone might think i am on here 24/7, but i visit this a lot
You ar gradually making less and less sense. Perhaps you should go outside for a bit?
i will try that see if it works
Outside? How then will Rio threaten to report satirical blogs to nebulous authority figures like a 7 year old threatening to tell his mom?
Maybe he has a Blackberry.
I LOVE YOU ZAC EFRON!!<3<3
:):):)
WE R SO RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER
I’M BETTER THAN VANESSA
VANESSA IS A LITTLE HORE( no offence)
I LOVE U ZAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE WILL GET MARRIED SOME DAY AND HAVE 20 KIDS
lol only 2 IS GOOD!!
BYEE MY LOVE<3<3<3<3
how dare u still my future husband u r a skunk bag he is my honey
Good stuff. I’m a fan, but this made me laugh out loud.
you realy are losers aint ya honestly get a life!!
OMG! This is like sooooo funny!
But its still TOTALLYYYY wrong!
He just got outta hospital and ur cracking jokes on him?!?
Dude, sooooooo not kewl!
U should write one on brittney spears,
not zac!
I totally agree with Darce B.
that was really messed up but i couldn’t help but laugh. lol
over all, i think ppl r making this whole thing into way 2 big of a deal !
but i still luv u zac !
OMG YOU GUYS SUCK ass OMG U SHOULD GET A LIFE!!! ZAC IS AWSUM ND YOU GUYS SUCK OMW U SHOULD JUS GO BURN IN HELL U LOSERS!!!
Yo dude READ THIS Its about ZAC EFRON I love him so much you can write back to me zac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I L-O-V-E YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I go to Berat weathers bee in GA my best friend is courtney addington im brittany peacock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YO COURT YOUR AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Courtney also loves Zac and Zac im not one of thoes girls that fall all over you,Just to let you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKS YO.
ur so HOT
hi zac efron i luv ya u r so hot and sexy i want to have s e x with you i want you here with me plz i need you
love you zac efron xoxoxoxo
elizabeth lynn green…
Hi Zac
Hi!!! Have you got a e-mail address if you have please can i have it as i think i may of seen it please i will love talking to you.
Talk to you soon if you give me your e-mail address
Love
Nikki
the 1st time i heard that i was really sad i am glad he is feelin
better.i also feel sorry for corbin bleu for barfing out his adrenal glands i never heard that story before though
Well…I don’t dislike HSM or the people in it, but this cracked me up. I think if Zac read it he would laugh.
I mean, kittens? Really?
zac i am 9 years old and i was wondering if i could have ya house number so i can ring ya plz sexy me and my sis then we can relly chat to ya babe xxxxxx lots of love from courtney xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You quys are so crazy! Zac is sa cool and you are having fun about his privace life. Stupid!
WOW all of you are kinda dumb honestly if you guys really think zac evens cares what these people say your crazy. He deals with this stuff all the time theres always people hatin on em. But for evry one that hates em thers like a million that love em so let em say what they want i really dont think he cares.
I think everyone here needs to calm down a bit. The person who wrote this article is a satirist- it is their job to poke fun at celebrites. I don’t think the author is picking on Zac Efron himself as much as the way society in general views celebrities. I think people often forget that celebrities are normal human beings who eat and sleep and go to the bathroom… and, yes, even have vital organs that can get out of order now and then. I commend you, chap, for having the guts to challenge society’s ideals. Cheers.
Who is John Galt?
zac im 8 years old [and cant spell]
can I have your adress so I can send you a letter
please
please please
oh come on
love ya to pices
real rubbish making fun of ya on the web
not happy at all
luv alice