You There - Go On Big Brother’s Big Mouth

There are only a couple of weeks left until the new series of Big Brother cranks up on Channel 4, and that means three solid months of watching a swarm of self-absorbed nobsacks angrily bicker amongst themselves about rice. Perfect.

As always, we'll be pumping you full of Big Brother betting odds every single day that the godforsaken thing is on the telly, but here's the chance for you to get in on the Big Brother act. The good folks/ evil youth-controlling overlords at Big Brother producers Endemol have gotten in touch to find people who can appear on this series of Big Brother's Big Mouth, the show where the day's Big Brother events are discussed by a room full of opinionated young pups and, occasionally, one of Dick And Dom. Here's what we have:

It's a free night's entertainment open to anyone over 18, and is a great opportunity to be part of the Big Brother action. We'll be shooting four nights a week from the end of May for 3 months… We are looking for opinionated people to be part of this year's Big Brother's Big Mouth! This year we have a bigger show, more presenters and want a bigger, mouthier audience to match! 

And if that hasn't got you interested, bear this in mind - Russell Brand won't be presenting Big Brother's Big Mouth this year, so you can go on the telly safe in the knowledge that a skinny faux-Dickensian goth won't try to have sex with you the second filming ends.

If you're interested in appearing on this year's Big Brother's Big Mouth, drop us a line telling us why you'd be great at it to hecklerspray[AT]gmail.com and we'll pass your emails on to the Endemol people. Good luck.