We may have mentioned this three or four billion times in the last three days, but when has that ever stopped us repeating ourselves?

Tomorrow evening at 8pm we’re going to be liveblogging the Eurovision Song Contest. Why? Because after taking a year off in 2008 we’ve apparently forgotten how utterly hellish it is to liveblog Eurovision. But that’s not the point – the point is that you should be here too. We’re just like Terry Wogan, you know. But only in the sense that we’re fat, red-faced and balding. We’re not as funny.

So will you join us? Oh say you will. The man to your right won’t be singing. That’s a good thing, by the way.