We’ve read twitter. We know what you bastards want. You want outrage. A constant, trickling source of things to get angry about. You love it when people are sexist, racist or pick on the poor don’t you?
Course you do.
But what about the children? Won’t someone think of the kiddies? Well, someone has and they’ve designed some crotchless knickers for them! How about that? And yes, there’s a video over the jump displaying them.
Before we start thinking about just what you put into your search engine to stumble across an article detailing crotchless knickers for children, we’d like to give you the facts.
Basically, some douche was shopping at the Greeley Mall in Colorado. It’s a great mall. You really should try it out. Possibly. We’ve never even been to America.
BECAUSE IT HAS SHOPS LIKE KIDS N TEEN WHICH SEEM TO SELL CROTCHLESS PANTIES FOR TINY CHILDREN.
That’s what happened. Someone spotted them while shopping and promptly went straight to the press about it who filed a report and… well… you can watch it here.
The owner of Kids N Teen says that 25% of her merchandise is actually for teens, which explains the whole crotchless knickers thing, right?
Wait. Are they saying that it is okay for minors to buy crotchless knickers? Is that what’s going on here? Ladies and gentleman, feel free to become outraged.
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But…… you’re supposed to cause the outrage. Get back to it. Pronto!
That is all.
Knickers!!? You still call um that? Nah just kidding …love the accent. HATE the thought of crotch-less knickers (snicker) for kids though. >:\
This story makes me ashamed to be an American.
if i’m not mistaken i believe 18 and 19 year olds are teens so are you saying that they do not have the rights, as legal adults, to buy crotchless panties?