New Year's Eve 2005 was a particularly crazy time for hecklerspray. It culminated with us riding a live white tiger down the glittery ball-pole there in Times Square.
But when we got to the bottom we were bored. There we were, galloping around on the saddle-less back of a white tiger through Times Square, occasionally getting splattered with the half eaten blood of Japanese tourists. Considered a truly thrilling time for most, and yet somehow it left us unfulfilled. The whole time we just kept thinking how all we ever wanted to do on a New Year's Eve was attend a party thrown by a rented Hollywood harlot with little to no moral standards.
And it looks like this is our year. Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra are both renting themselves out as party hosts this New Year – ask and ye shall receive!
Paris Hilton and Dave Navarro's ex-wife Carmen Electra are making plans this New Year's Eve. Well, they're trying to anyways. They've both announced they will be selling their services as party hosts – but there's a catch.
And the catch is the price tag. Paris Hilton wants $100,000. And expenses. And a private jet to lug her around the country. An inside source said of this matter in particular:
“Who wouldn’t want Paris to throw a party for them? She’s got a reputation for throwing some of the most lavish events going – when she’s not crashing them that is. However, people might balk at the price, and you have the wonder why she doesn’t have better things to do on New Years Eve than throw a party for a stranger?”
Well that's a bit expensive for hecklerspray. No sir, we'd be perfectly happy with the poor man's Paris Hilton – Carmen Electra. The latter is offering herself at a comparative steep discount – $50,000 and expenses.
Carmen Electra is cheaper, yes, but still quite expensive Keep that in mind as hecklerspray puts itself on the New Year's Eve host bidding-block for nothing more than a five pound slab of bacon sprinkled with bits of cheshire ham.
That's how we roll.
[story by Shawn Lindseth]